Have you heard these phrases before and you know: "He/She is so wrong"!

Question:

Have you heard these phrases before and you know: "He/She is so wrong"????

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" Honey, I can't find it or see it!" (Right in front of his/her nose).
" Honey, the dishes don't fit in the dishwasher"! ( I make them always fit! All of them!!)

Answers: Or "Honey, where's the extra 2 inches on the waist of my pants?" Yes, have even experienced them first hand before! lol lol... yes and yes

why did you forget the milk? ... I Dont Know! =] lol yes!!! no, what I hear is "don't you remember this thing, or event I told you about it"....NO, you didn't..... dang it! been there done that...and you know...it is so irritating especially when i go right where i tell them it is and find it...how does that happen...and why can i get the dishes done within 10 minutes from start to finish but everyone else it takes half hour and is a major event? I'm a guy and yes I have actually said or asked where is it again? And LO & BEHOLD there it is/was right in front of me. And honestly I never saw it. YES NEVER even with it right in front of me. BUT with the dishwasher, well hate to say it, BUT I for the most part do the dishes in my house. BUT I/WE also wait until we have a pretty full load before we run the dishwasher.

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