Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think I'll squeeze!
Question:
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and...?
drink whatever comes out?
Answers: That was Ollie, my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great Grandfather. Him and his buddy Stan were teenagers and life was boring out in the wilderness and women were scarce. Stan dared him to do it to a cow. Granddaddy Ollie said he might but he'd have to, in all fairness to the cow, get her "in the mood" somewhat. It was meant to be foreplay but when he tasted the milk he said "Woah now Stan, this is good. If we do her she might stop putting this stuff out." So they took her home, built a stable for her, found her some boyfriends of her own persuasion, and we humans have enjoyed the benefits there of ever since. Source(s):
An old story that's been passed down in my family for generations. It has always been that way. For almost all mammals, the mother would let the baby drink her milk. Chances are, humans observed the calf drinking from the cows udders and copied what they saw. I think it was Russell but don't quote me on that. they probably saw a calf nursing and decided to give it a try. i found that quote a few months ago and i thought it was hilarious! i lmao! its weird to think who that actually was, that person must have been some extremest. Cows milk was first used as human food in the Middle East, but I don't think it started like that. As mammals we are not strangers to the concept of milk.