Are you taking the turnpike today?!

Question:

Are you taking the turnpike today?

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Answers: Negative, that's a good way to miss your flight. If you look toward the airport about 5:45, you might see somebody flipping you off from an airplane window. Not today, but maybe tomorrow. what is a turnpike? I am not taking anything in but clean air right now! Nope, no need to do that. Yes,I am nope styainin town today No. I haven't had to do that in a few years. I've decide to take...(are you ready for a new mental song implant?)

Singing...

"...Ya' take the long way home...ya' take the long way home..."

Gotcha, again!

You "Supertramp," you...lol... Is this a proposition? You want to turn my pike? hmmmmm... Of course..! ^
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All of a sudden, he knows exactly where he's going.

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