Finish this joke?!
Question:
Finish this joke?
A couple in a convertible are driving along and a crow crashes threw the windshield, the man tells the woman ________ and she responds by saying ________.
Answers: Man: Duck.. Source(s):
Woman: I'm not gonna blow you in broad daylight...besides I gotta headache.. "Man did you see that crow? It looked like the bird version of Rosie O'Donnell!" She responds by saying, "It WAS a cutie-patooty wasnt it?" The man said,"What the f*** was that?."
and the woman responds,
"A bleeding blind ugly creature." Now we have something for dinner. And she says...OK, but you're cooking it. the man says F*ck and the woman says OKay Man : did you see what Dude Abides suggested
Woman: I thought you'd never ask The man tells the woman "did you see that crow." She replies "Yes! but not by as much as I'd hoped!"