What's your craziest drinking story?!
Question:
What's your craziest drinking story?
I mean, you had about, oh 10 more than you were supposed to have. What happened next?!
Answers: I was drinking with a friend of mine... We were just driving around.. I was driving... Don't remember where we were going, but we had a bottle of vodka and some juice... The last thing I remembered was that I was in SpringBranch(this neighborhood in Houston).. and then I woke up in my car, in the passenger seat, and I had to pee really bad... I tried waking up my friend to find out where we were, but he was knocked out... So I jumped out of the car and just peed right there... Got back in the car, fell asleep again... and woke up to some men knocking at the window asking us if we needed help... One corner of my car was hanging off of a TRUCK SCALE... We were in some small town outside of Houston.. My car was messed up and I couldn't even drive it... it had to be towed...& I had to get my best friend to come get us... That was the last time I ever let myself get that drunk!! Sorry, I was too drunk to remember!!! shared a bottle of tequila with two friends
lost a lung that night
to nasty to specify My friend brought me a bottle of absinth from France...I drank a bunch while camping and thought there were demons on the mountains and I saw the stars dancing around in the sky. That was a REALLY weird night. I got drunk one night with friends and decided to drive to TJ at 2 in the morning. Halfway there, finally fed up with one of my whiny friends saying she had to go home, we turned around and drove back. I still tell her she's lame to this day. Ended up riding a donkey in mexico. can't remember what happend next oh where to start!!! lol about a year and a half ago when i met my now fiance.. i was at a rodeo and got drunk off my @ss ended up passing out and throwing up next to a strangers car and at the end of the night b!tch slapped by ex in front of his then gf cuz he was insulting me...
or when i was playing texas hold 'em with my fiance and some friends... got drunk enough to try and smoke a cigarette, something i've never done before and then apparently make out with a girlfriend.. or so they tell me i blacked out so I don't remember any of it. LOL. where to start.
1. i had a full on threesome with my friend and her boyfriend (really regret that one)
2. took some retarded guy's virginity; struggled with that for about 20 minutes and I gave up cuz he was too scared and he was annoying (plus he said 'i love you')
3. Had sex in front of my best friend with her porn star older brother 20 times in 3 different nights (she was asleep...this should probably be #1) I dont have one as I dont drink, but I am sure my sister has thousands for ya :) got a beejer from this chick that was engaged. Oops! my goodness i still remember the craziest things i did.it was valentine day 2004.to the party of the hotel were we stay. i drink white wine.after i feel very dizy.so i went to the rest room.and i dont know how i slept there for four hours.and my boyfrend is keep waiting outside near the door.until she ask somebody to look at me.what happen?or what im doing? to tell you honestly,drinking is not good for me.just i try one time. The past 5 years of my life is one big crazy drinking story cant pick one- i have many, not to mention i have had alcohol poisoning too many times I fell down a small flight of concrete stairs and landed on my face. This was after 9 shots of tequila, half a bottle of wine, and at least 3 beers...on a 110-pound, 16-year-old female body. I was hung over for 3 days.
I probably did some other stuff that night too, not that I'd remember. My hubby has a friend that's gay, so we went to a gay bar. First time I had ever done that. They took me and got me started on apple martinis, hadn't ever had those, wow, those are a lil stronger than the woodchuck huh? lol I was so loopy! He practically had to carry me out of the bar. Oh and there were soooo many steps! lol That's the best I got, I don't really remember a whole lot from that night! hehe... um, well...uh...i ended up getting a bit too "freaky" (if ya know what i mean) and ended up having a 3some with ......ok, ill just leave it at that =x