I'm "SICK", I need an excuse for school!?!


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I'm "SICK", I need an excuse for school!?


It's 1:30 in the morning, I barely finished my AP Bio homework right now. I still have 2 free response questions to do, and on top of that I have to study for TWO tests (AP Bio, APUSH).

Seeing that I won't be able to read 100+ pages of AP US History, 80+ pages (review) of AP Bio, and get enough sleep, I'll be "sick" tomorrow.

I was sick on Wednesday too so I was thinking something along the lines of:

"My son was sick on absent on Wed. because he was sick and we took a risk by sending him to school on Thursday to catch up on work, but it ultimately ended up with a worse cold than the initial one." Bad I know but it's just a rough draft

Help lol


Answers: thats a good one, something on the lines of that
it made him worse etc etc
be creative how about the truth anal glaucoma...

can't see your *** going to class today


lol http://www.wikihow.com/fake-sick-to-stay...
This helped me! It's full of tips and tricks and stuff!
:] its ok as long as mom writes it and make yourself throw up...eat some salt..oh you poor baby Its sto soon to strat making excuses...jusy go i would say why did you wait so long to do your homework? aren't you a grown adult?.........sickness wont help just tell him you ran out of time because you have been really busy....your professor wont care and you will fail because you had ample amount of time... Just call in "Stupid." Just call in and say, " I can't come into school today; I'm feeling too stupid!" easy 24 hours stomach bug easy or you can do the good old migrane. but my favorite its anal gylcoma. i just cant see my *** coming into school today lol you dont need to get creative and come up with all kinds of excuses. keep it simple.
"my son was sick with a fever on wed. and still isnt feeling better. please excuse his absences."
hopefully your mom is covering for you and your able to make up your tests. Say this. "Mom my penis fell of through out the night and i don't wanna go to school cause my teacher might molest me and she'll laught cause i don't have a penis." My son is Sick. Sick of AP classes. Sick of reading, sick of homework, sick of us forcing him to take the AP not regular track classes, he wanted to take. He must get into the best university.
He doesn't read . Does his homework at the last minute. He needed to find out the types of questions on your test from his lab partner who was at school today, taking the test. Do you think he will pass your class? Is he too far behind already? If I call you everyday and annoy you will you pass him?


Oh I'm sorry I was translating what the teacher would "see"

So I think My son had a cold & sore throat will do just fine.

Good luck. how about your bi polar and have severe homework anxiety and need help w/mood swings??
It IS a full moon, well the effects are still their of being lunar
write that up, bring it to school w/a doc's signature and an astrologers sig2 "Please excuse my son for being absent Wednesday and Thursday. He had a major flareup of chronic liar's affliction this week, so we had to keep him home before he caused any more damage." Get your homework done earlier. Get to sleep at night earlier. Don't try and hone your lying skills. Stop whining. These years in school will probably be the easiest times of the rest of your life. I really hate to say this but if you have soooooo much work to do why ( i understand why) are you on Y&A P&S get to your home work young man and stop making excuses

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