In the office alone?.?!

In the office alone?.?

Everyone has left me in this office alone, apart from looking in eveyones draws to see what they have hidden, Is there any other way to releave my boredom?.
I have taken all the stationary that I need for now.

Omg you're too funny, try setting up pranks for everyone..tape their stuff together..or something..hmm I'll get right back to you on this..


1-remove the track ball from their mouse..
2-When your colleague leaves their desk, open Word, go to Tools, then Autocorrect. Add some stuff to the 'Replace' and 'With' boxes. For example, replace:

'Dear' with 'Yo' or 'My darling'
'Thank you' with 'Cheers mate'
'Email' with something completely irrelevant, like 'cheese'
[colleague's name] with 'Miserable git' or 'Old slapper'
Make sure they use Word for emails. In Outlook, go to Tools, Options, Mail Format, then tick the 'use Word' box.
3-When your colleague leaves their desk, go to Control Panel, and then fiddle around with their settings for maximum irritation. Suggestions:

Change their wallpaper to Hello Kitty Ballerina or WWF Wrestling, depending on what is most inappropriate
Adjust the screen resolution to be ridiculously huge or ludicrously small
Change their sound settings so that they are greeting with irritating noises every time they do something (sounds set to opening and closing programs are generally most annoying)


Extra effect: put your own sound files on their computer, or even record your own, then set them to relevant activities. Eg, when they start their computer, it plays 'What a feeling'. Turn up the volume.
4-**my fave**Choose from the following:

Pull the keyboard cord out of the back of the computer
As above, but with the mouse cord
Turn down the monitor contrast until it's completely black (they'll think the monitor's broken)
Swap keys around on the keyboard
Risk: Someone might get paid to fix it. Unless that's you, fess up to the prank before they call in the computer experts.
5-Lower or raise their swivel chair each time they leave their desk. Alternatively, wedge something under one leg of the desk
(Ridiculously obsessive version:) After everyone has gone home, remove everything on their desk, sand down each leg a couple of millimetres, and replace everything. Do daily for several months.
6-When your colleague is away from their desk, fire up Google and switch off safe search (it's in 'Preferences'). Type in 'fat naked people'. Click 'images'.



Works best when: the boss is accompanying your colleague back to his or her desk.



Variations: Do a normal Google search for 'how to kill boss', '[name of colleague] is a git', or 'bestiality cure'. **haha
7-Send an email from your colleague to the whole company. You can either do this from their desk, or you can fake the 'From' field in your own email account. Suggested topics:

Request for tips on how to deal with an embarrassing medical condition
An apology for that nasty smell in the toilets
Coming out (if your colleague is already openly gay, announce that they've gone 'back to the path of righteousness', and include a dating invitation to all single staff members of the opposite sex)

HAVE FUN.