Are you girls like this???? ahahahahaha?!


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Are you girls like this???? ahahahahaha?

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
>>>
>>>1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
>>>
>>>2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD
>>>AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT
>>>WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE
>>>MOVE AROUND.
>>>
>>>3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK
>>>SOMEONE'S BUTT AND
>>>HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
>>>
>>>4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW
>>>LOOK
>>>MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE
>>>JUST FOUR HOURS
>>>AGO.
>>>
>>>5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT
>>>WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO
>>>MUCH
>>>
>>>6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN
>>>EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
>>>PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
>>>
>>>7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK
>>>SITTING NEXT TO US.
>>>
>>>8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY
>>>GOOD AT IT.
>>>
>>>9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED
>>>US BY GIVING US JUST
>>>LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER
>>>TASTE THE VODKA.
>>>
>>>10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS
>>>STRANGELY LIKE THE
>>>KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
>>>
>>>11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN
>>>WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
>>>
>>>12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S
>>>THEIR
>>>FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
>>>


Answers:

That about sums me up....lol!!


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