If i were to tell you i had all the answers, would you...?!
Question:
If i were to tell you i had all the answers, would you...?
a. believe me, shuffle some papers on your desk and offer to give me a raise?
b. shake your head up and down with a blank look on your face?
c. tell me to send you an email with all the answers, then forward it to your friends as spam?
Answers:
put you in a cardboard box and send you to oprah so she could interrogate you with a spoon. then I would drink dr pepper from a fishtank with a bendy straw while I watched you on "the oprah winfrey show".