Wierd relatives........?!

Wierd relatives........?

do you have any really wierd relatives? someone who you are embarassed to say is family?

3 days ago
why do you consider them strange? gimme details!!!

Yes!!!!! What I'm about to tell you is 100 % true. My relative says she saw Mary on a rock when she was young. She has set herself up to be a Catholic saint even going so far as to set up her own religion off the Catholic religion and she even saves relics of herself, baggied pieces of hair, peices of broken dinnerware, clothes that she had worn, etc. She has written senseless books. In them she says that God chose her to defeat the devil, only she can do it, she has set herself up as co-savior of the world with Jesus and Mary. Even as kids we all sensed something evil about her. Silly things like on our birthdays she would ask for the biggest piece of cake with the flower on it that the birthday person should have gotten, then she'd take 2 bites and say she was full. She was always pouting because she wasn't getting enough attention and such. One time she told her members that she was meeting with the Pope in Rome. What she did was she had her husband put her in a wheel chair so that he could wheel her infront of the crowd, then when the pope passed by to shake everone's hand she stood up from her wheel chair and stood next to him shaking his hand and had her husband take her picture so it would look like she had a meeting with the pope! So can anyone top her for weirdest relative?