Describe a car accident you might get into?!


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Describe a car accident you might get into?

I might be driving a semi truck and swerve across four lanes to avoid hitting a row of ducks and cause a 27 car pile up. The breaks will fail and I will keep going down the exit ramp, run over a few peddlers on the corner before smashing into a school bus and pushing it across the street where is runs over the gas pumps and explodes.

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3 days ago
The school bus would be empty and the driver would be drunk and on the way to pick up kids.

Does that make it a little better?


Answers:

so i'm driving down the street, and this platypus is sauntering through the road like he owns the place, right? so i swerve to miss the damn thing, and i end up hitting a patch of black ice that i missed, given the fact that it's july and i'm not exactly on the look out for black ice. the car fishtails, and like an idiot, i hit the accelerator instead of the brakes. i take off down the street towards the local elementary school, all the while jamming on the accelerator (thinking it's the breaks) and wondering why i keep going faster. i look down for a split second to locate my engine break (because who knows where that damn thing is, since you never have to use it in real life) and when i look up, i'm barrelling towards the crossing guard, who is scared stiff in the middle of the road, still holding up his stop sign. i yank on the engine break, and skid to a stop right in front of the terrified crossing guard, who looks like his teeth are about to fall out, and breathe a sigh of relief.

however, i didn't take the time to look behind me when i so suddenly stopped, and i realize that a school bus is speeding towards me, with a driver that looks more distracted than otto from the simpsons. he slams into the back of my car, and i go skidding over the poor crossing guard, who by this time has wet his pants in fear. i crash through the chain link fence around the school, and the car goes screaming across the grounds and hits the side of the school gymnasium. unfortunately for me, the special education classes are having their valentine's dance (hey, wait, isn't it supposed to be july?) and i tragically perish in the resulting massacre from a wheelchair spoke to the lower frontal lobe of my brain.

(how's that?)


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