If/when we officially have proper contact with aliens, which of these will we em!
Question:
If/when we officially have proper contact with aliens, which of these will we embarrass ourselves with first?
1) An over exciteable American/ Arab accidently kills one when whooping and firing his gun to mark the occasion
2) Some deviant tries to have sex with them
3) The Japanese start ripping off their technology and market smaller, cheaper models
4) Various religious leaders try to convert them to "the one true faith", disregarding any notion that they may have their own spiritual beliefs
4) British embassadors try to overcome language barriers by employing the sophisticated technique of shouting slowly, "HOW - IS -THE - WEATHER - WHERE - YOU - COME -FROM?"
5) The visitors are taken on a lads night out and end up getting arrested after being discoverd chained naked to a lampost and having a large quantity of drugs in their posession
6) Simon Cowell tries to turn them into popstars
7) President Bush asks them if they've met Captain Kirk
8) Prince Phillip calls them "bug-eyed bogeymen"
9) Islamic terrorists kidnap one for ransom
10) Something else - you say?
Answers:
A group of teenage boys want to probe them for a change.