Is The Real Size of a Man's Thing is Whatever He Says Divided by 3?!

Is The Real Size of a Man's Thing is Whatever He Says Divided by 3?

MAN'S SECRET: Most of the time, you're right. Many of our gender suffer from feelings of "Short Penis Length and Girth Syndrome" (SPLAGS) in much the same manner many women suffer from "Itty Bitty Titty Syndrome". We therefore must either make up for it by building big, towering stuff (Donald Trump), marrying sexy women (Donald Trump), or getting on Yahoo Answers and lying to everyone about how big their manhood is - all but me, of course.

I personally never multiply the size of my penis (Better known as "Little Big Man"), but must admit to being forced on one occasion to DIVIDE his length by three all by myself. If I hadn't have lied like that, I most likely would have been sued for damages by the "Jim Palmer" truck that struck him one day while I had him lying across the highway getting some sun. Though I tried to get him out of the way in time, I was much too late, and the front of the vehicle was totally trashed. Live and learn......