A Zen buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says: "make me one with !
Question:
A Zen buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says: "make me one with everything....."?
what happens next?
Answers:
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The hot dog vendor puts the bill in the cash drawer and closes the drawer.
"Where's my change?" asks the Zen master.
And the hot dog vendor responds...
"Change must come from within."