How many times has an inanimate object attacked you?!
Question:
How many times has an inanimate object attacked you?
my coffee table is STILL trying to kill me, I think it took a contract out for a hit on me with the book shelf too
Answers:
Oh yes, that coffee table. I believe there is a vicious gang out there we all need to watch out for. Then there those corners down the hall by the bathroom, somehow they seem to step in my way and always punch my shoulders.... Mean suckers I tell you.