Classic Question: How do you fix a "broken heart"?!

Classic Question: How do you fix a "broken heart"?

Fixing Broken Hearts 101

You give yourself three months to drink, smoke, and party as much as you can whilst still holding down a job.

You contract the flu, which puts you down for about a week and when you start getting better you feel fantastic because you havnt partied for seven whole days.

You decide this is a turning point, and a broken heart is no longer a good excuse to disrespect yourself.

You get better.
You talk rather than drink.
You run so you dont smoke.
You land a great job.

Then one day, your walking to work, the sky is clear, the air is warm, and someone leans out of their car and wolf whistles you.

Broken heart fixed.

Happy Graduate.