If you could vent about your life right now, What would you say?!


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If you could vent about your life right now, What would you say?

OK, in all seriousness, if you wanted to vent right now about something happening in your life. What are you going to say?

If I even started on the saga that is my life then we'd run out of time and page. So is there anything that you need to say, something no one else knows, something to get off your chest. I feel really down right now, and blah so lets hear it. Please be nice, & Have a Great Night! PEACE


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I'm 46 years old, 50 pounds overweight, have more hair on my back than on my head, and haven't had sex with another living being in the same room with me in three presidential administrations.

...But enough about me. My picture says it all.

...But what's really eating me is the huge amount of my life I've wasted on stupid people. Cable TV customer service operators. People who don't know to push the bar on the back door of the bus. Help-desk operators in New Delhi who are reading from a troubleshooting script and who know even less about it than I do. The cashiers at KFC who have never, ever, EVER gotten my name right. People who not only don't know **** about computers, but are actually *proud* that they don't know **** about computers. (Guess what I do for a living.) People who confuse "it's" with "its." People who say "nucular." Shirtless, painted football fans who say science fiction conventions are for dorks. People who say any variation of "got milk?" and actually have the gall to think that it's witty. People who walk into a store, and then stand there blocking the doorway while they look around. Creationists. Sales people at Radio Shack. Nearly everyone in government, and about the same proportion of people in the Religion and Spirituality category.

How did we get to this point? Why are we spending so much effort accommodating idiots? We now have signs posted at intersections, with instructions on how to cross the street. "When the sign says WALK, cross the street between the white lines. If the sign flashes DON'T WALK, finish crossing the street immediately. If the sign says DON'T WALK while you are on the curb, do not cross the street until the sign says WALK." If someone actually needs written instructions on how to cross the street, would it really be so bad if they got run over?

I say, it's time we stop helping these people. Let Natural Selection clean house.

ALL STUPID PEOPLE SHOULD DIE.


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