For lack of a better place to put this hypothetical question -?!


Question:

For lack of a better place to put this hypothetical question -?

If a zombie hoard invaded your town (and the rest of the civilized world) and you had say 5 hours to prepare... what would you do? Where would you go? Weapon of choice? Who would you take with you? Would you go it alone?

A few ground rules to avoid being heckled by me

1. Please refrain from saying dimwitted things like "I wouldn't do anything because zombies don't exist!". I know this... I too have at least a room temperature IQ.
2. Be creative
3. You are not a ninja... I'm sorry. This keeps me awake at night sometimes. Ninjas are, obviously, the only entity that can survive a full scale zombie onslaught without breaking a sweat.

That being said BEGIN!


Answers:

I think I would first go to a really expensive restaurant and eat until I was full, then walk out without paying. What are they going to do to me if zombies are invading? I'd just be like whatever, I'm going to save the world.
I would then go steal a bunch of longhorns from a farm (I live in Texas) and line them up behind me.
My weapon of choice would be my killer Michael Jackson dance moves. It'd be so awesome... like the Thriller video. The zombies would be start dancing with me and it'd all be really fun. While the zombies were thus occupied, I would get my longhorns all riled up and start a stampede. They would crush the unsuspecting zombies.


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