What is the funniest thing you've heard anyone say?!


Question:

What is the funniest thing you've heard anyone say?

I'll tell you mine after I choose a best answer. ; )

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2 days ago
O.k. (I couldn't wait any longer). ; )
This lady was changing her baby boy's diaper when a little girl comes up and says, "Hey. My brother has one of those!"

(We all started laughing!)
I don't know about you, but that was the funniest thing I've ever heard. : )


Answers:

Of all the times I've laughed in life ... one story stands out in particular...

My aunt (who has always been cool as h*ll) was a flight attendant. On a long flight back to California (she was about to have a few days off and was exhausted) there was an extremely loud, obnoxious, and low class guy on board. He kept saying the rudest stuff and making sexist remarks ~ especially to the attendants. Flight attendants are trained to handle these things, but back then they really weren't ever allowed to be rude to a guest - no matter what.

As the flight went on people on the plane started to get really upset. Several people even asked him to be quiet or calm down - which only made him more obnoxious. Everyone just tried their best to ignore him and my aunt tried to keep him as happy as possible although it was making her sick inside.

After an in flight meal they were bringing the last round of drinks around ~ this is when they always offer coffee.

So the guy says to my aunt ..."I'll have a coffee you sexy thang". Which my aunt ignored and then proceeded to ask him if he would like cream or sugar for it ...

So the guy says really loudly and in an exaggerated tone, "No THANK you ... I like my coffee, like I like my women ... "

To which my aunt instantly replied, "I'm sorry ... we don't serve STUPID coffee here!"

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! The whole plane erupted in applause and laughter. The guy didn't say another word for the rest of the flight. To this day I think of her telling this story and just crack up!!

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