What should I ask for for my birtday?!

What should I ask for for my birtday?

I was thinking bazooka...but I'm up for suggestions.

8 hours ago
Well the best answer here is clearly "rocket launcher".

To all the fools who think I don't know how to spell, it's called a wireless keyboard...if you had one you'd understand. All of you need to take your own lives.

Rocket launcher!