Please complete this sentence. " if i were president of my country i would-!

Please complete this sentence. " if i were president of my country i would-------"?

...redeploy approximately 40% of our troops to Afghanistan to be concentrated along the Pakistan border, send 20% to Darfur and send the remaining 40% home; serve the CIA with an official deadline for finding Bin Laden (or heads will roll); discontinue all payments to "outside contractors" currently making corrupt fortunes in Iraq and forbid "no-bid" contracts across the board; bring in top executives from private enterprise to re-engineer, re-energize and generally slap-the-stupid out of FEMA and Homeland Security; establish diplomatic relations with our enemies both real and potential; legalize and heavily tax pot while charging FDA with establishing and maintaining strict potency guidelines and other safety and quality controls on the substance; seek Canada's help in designing a viable, State run Universal Health program for all US citizens; establish a "no tolerance" stance on illegal immigration based on the moral foundation of making legal immigration and the path to citizenship much less difficult for law-abiding individuals; re-codify our constitution's strict separation of Church and State; require all American auto makers as well as foreign manufactures who sell more than 30% of their cars in the US to offer Hybrid models within 1 sales year and provide substantial tax-breaks to those who purchase and drive them; keep and support the military's "don't ask don't tell" policy as the only option that makes sense; formally charge all individual states in the union with legislating their own stance on Gay marriage/civil unions while guaranteeing no Federal interference; outlaw assault and other military-grade guns for private citizens and dictate that a GPS enabled "black box" chip be installed in every new weapon sold that records date/time/shots fired (hunters and other lawful gun owners have nothing to fear, criminals won't like it at all); dump baseball as the "national pastime" and replace it with TV watching; hire and rigorously train more inspectors for the USDA and steeply increase trade tariffs for those importing nations--such as China--that have made this necessary; begin talks for making England the 51st state; encourage Congress to enact a final ruling that makes it clear that this nation will pay no "restitution" to modern African Americans for the abuses of a culture of slavery that existed over two centuries ago until and unless those same African American individuals and groups are willing to pay "restitution" to the living families of those thousands of Union soldiers who were killed and mutilated while fighting to end slavery; make it an FAA regulation that all airline passenger and crew seats be upholstered with pigskin.

And that's just my first week.