"Miss Susie had a baby..." How does the song/rhyme go?!
Question: "Miss Susie had a baby!.!.!." How does the song/rhyme go!?
I know "Miss Susie had a baby, she named him tiny Tim, she put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim!.!." But that's about all I remember!. How does it finish!?
And also what about the one that goes "Miss Susie had a steam boat!.!.!." I don't remember much more about that one!.
Any ideas on how those two songs go!?
ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
And also what about the one that goes "Miss Susie had a steam boat!.!.!." I don't remember much more about that one!.
Any ideas on how those two songs go!?
ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I found a website that gives a little of it !.!.!. I can't find the whole thing! =(
They are about the third one down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They are about the third one down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Miss Susie had a baby
his name was tiny tim
she put him in the bathtub
to see if he could swim
he drank up all the water
he ate up all the soap
he tried to eat the bathtub
but it wouldn't fit down his THROOAAATT
miss susie called the doctor
miss susie called the nurse
miss susie called the ladie with the alligator purse
"Mumps," said the doctor
"Mealses" said the nurse
chickenpox said the lady with the alligator purse
so out went the doctor
out went the nurse
out went the lady with the alligator purse!.
TAH DAHHHH
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his name was tiny tim
she put him in the bathtub
to see if he could swim
he drank up all the water
he ate up all the soap
he tried to eat the bathtub
but it wouldn't fit down his THROOAAATT
miss susie called the doctor
miss susie called the nurse
miss susie called the ladie with the alligator purse
"Mumps," said the doctor
"Mealses" said the nurse
chickenpox said the lady with the alligator purse
so out went the doctor
out went the nurse
out went the lady with the alligator purse!.
TAH DAHHHH
:DWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know the first one but here's what I could remember from the second one!.
Miss Susie had a Steamboat, the steamboat had a bell ding ding!.!.!.
Miss Susie went to heaven, the steamboat went to hello operator
Hello operator please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from behind
the refrigerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
flies are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
dark is like a movie
a movie's like a show
a show is like a tv screen and that is all
i know i know my ma
i know i know my pa
i know i know my sister with the 80 acre alligator braWww@Enter-QA@Com
Miss Susie had a Steamboat, the steamboat had a bell ding ding!.!.!.
Miss Susie went to heaven, the steamboat went to hello operator
Hello operator please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from behind
the refrigerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
flies are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
dark is like a movie
a movie's like a show
a show is like a tv screen and that is all
i know i know my ma
i know i know my pa
i know i know my sister with the 80 acre alligator braWww@Enter-QA@Com
Miss Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell *ding ding*
Miss Susie went to heaven
the steamboat went to
Hello operator please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from behind
the refrigerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
flies are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark dark
darker than the movie
darker than the screen
darker than the underwear your grandma gave to me!
(there are different versions)Www@Enter-QA@Com
the steamboat had a bell *ding ding*
Miss Susie went to heaven
the steamboat went to
Hello operator please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from behind
the refrigerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
flies are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark dark
darker than the movie
darker than the screen
darker than the underwear your grandma gave to me!
(there are different versions)Www@Enter-QA@Com
My little girl has this book!. We've read it/sung it i have it memorized!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.he drank up all the water
he ate up all the soap
he tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't go down his throat
Miss susie (in the book it's Lucy) called the doctor miss susie called the nurse miss susie called the lady with the alligator purse!.
in came the doctor in came the nurse in came the lady with the alligator purse
mumps said the doctor measles! said the nurse "nonsense" said the lady with the alligator purse
"pennicillan" said the doctor "castor oil" said the nurse "pizza" said the lady with alligator purse
out went the doctor out went the nurse out went the lady with the alligator purse!.
I'm a little rusty on the other but this is what i remember
Miss susie had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell
miss susie went to heaven the steamboat went to
Hello operator give me number nine
if you disconnect me i'll kick you from
behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass
miss susie sat upon it and broke her little
ask me no more questions tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
flies can be a nuisance bugs are even worse
and that is then end of my silly verse!
Hope this was helpful~!Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.!.he drank up all the water
he ate up all the soap
he tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't go down his throat
Miss susie (in the book it's Lucy) called the doctor miss susie called the nurse miss susie called the lady with the alligator purse!.
in came the doctor in came the nurse in came the lady with the alligator purse
mumps said the doctor measles! said the nurse "nonsense" said the lady with the alligator purse
"pennicillan" said the doctor "castor oil" said the nurse "pizza" said the lady with alligator purse
out went the doctor out went the nurse out went the lady with the alligator purse!.
I'm a little rusty on the other but this is what i remember
Miss susie had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell
miss susie went to heaven the steamboat went to
Hello operator give me number nine
if you disconnect me i'll kick you from
behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass
miss susie sat upon it and broke her little
ask me no more questions tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
flies can be a nuisance bugs are even worse
and that is then end of my silly verse!
Hope this was helpful~!Www@Enter-QA@Com
He drank up all the water
He ate up all the soap
He tried to eat the bathtub,
But t Wouldn't go down His Throat
Miss Susie called the doctor
Miss Susie called the nurse
Miss Susie called the lady with the alligator purse
A dollar for the doctor
A dollar for the nurse
A dollar for the lady with the alligator purse
Then it's quarter, then penny:) Www@Enter-QA@Com
He ate up all the soap
He tried to eat the bathtub,
But t Wouldn't go down His Throat
Miss Susie called the doctor
Miss Susie called the nurse
Miss Susie called the lady with the alligator purse
A dollar for the doctor
A dollar for the nurse
A dollar for the lady with the alligator purse
Then it's quarter, then penny:) Www@Enter-QA@Com
Miss Susie had a bady She named him Tiny Tim
She put him in a bathtub To see if he could swim
He drank up all the water He ate up all the soap
He tried to eat the bathtub But it wouldn't fit down his throat
Miss Lucy called the doctor
The Doctor call the nurse
The Nurse called the lady
With the alligator purse!.
In walked the doctor!.
In walked the nurse
In walked the lady
With the alligator purse!.
"Measles," said the doctor!.
"Mumps," said the nurse!.
"Nothing," said the lady
With the alligator purse!.
Miss Lucy kicked the doctor!.
Miss Lucy punched the nurse!.
Miss Lucy paid the lady
With the alligator purse!.
Miss Susie had a steam boat,
her tug boat had a bell (ding ding),
miss Susie went to heaven her steam boat went to HELL!.!.!.o operator
please give me number nine,
and if you disconnect me I'll cut off your behind the refridgerator
there lay a piece of glass
miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little ***!.!.!.k me no more questions,
I'll tell you now more lies
the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flys!.!.are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park,
miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, dark dark dark!.
huff huff there im done!.!.!.wheew lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
She put him in a bathtub To see if he could swim
He drank up all the water He ate up all the soap
He tried to eat the bathtub But it wouldn't fit down his throat
Miss Lucy called the doctor
The Doctor call the nurse
The Nurse called the lady
With the alligator purse!.
In walked the doctor!.
In walked the nurse
In walked the lady
With the alligator purse!.
"Measles," said the doctor!.
"Mumps," said the nurse!.
"Nothing," said the lady
With the alligator purse!.
Miss Lucy kicked the doctor!.
Miss Lucy punched the nurse!.
Miss Lucy paid the lady
With the alligator purse!.
Miss Susie had a steam boat,
her tug boat had a bell (ding ding),
miss Susie went to heaven her steam boat went to HELL!.!.!.o operator
please give me number nine,
and if you disconnect me I'll cut off your behind the refridgerator
there lay a piece of glass
miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little ***!.!.!.k me no more questions,
I'll tell you now more lies
the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flys!.!.are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park,
miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, dark dark dark!.
huff huff there im done!.!.!.wheew lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
What I remember is!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell!. Miss Susie went to Heaven, the steamboat went to Hello Operator, give me number 9, and if you disconnect me!.!.!.!.I'll kick you in the Behind the refridgerator, there was a piece of glass, Miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies, the cows are in the pasture making chocolate pies!.!.!.!.!.!.and lemonaaaaade!.
Do you remember the one that started!?!.!.!.!.!.
Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack, all dressed in black black black with silver buttons buttons buttons all down her back back back!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. I don't remember the rest!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell!. Miss Susie went to Heaven, the steamboat went to Hello Operator, give me number 9, and if you disconnect me!.!.!.!.I'll kick you in the Behind the refridgerator, there was a piece of glass, Miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies, the cows are in the pasture making chocolate pies!.!.!.!.!.!.and lemonaaaaade!.
Do you remember the one that started!?!.!.!.!.!.
Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack, all dressed in black black black with silver buttons buttons buttons all down her back back back!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. I don't remember the rest!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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Mrs!. Landers was a health nut,
she cooked food in a wok!.
Mr!. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big!.!.
cock-a-doodle-doodle the rooster just won't quit,
and I don't want my breakfast,
because it tastes like!.!.
shitzus make good house pets,
they're cuddly and sweet,
monkeys aren't good to have 'cos they like to beat their!.!.
meeting in the office a meeting in the hall,
the boss he wants to see you so you can suck his!.!.
Balzac was a writer he lived with Alan Funt,
Mrs!. Roberts didn't like him but that's cuz she's a!.!.
contaminated water can really make you sick,
your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your!.!.
dictate what im saying 'cos it will bring you luck,
and if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying f--k!.!.
Edited to add: oh, and here's what you asked for!
Miss Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to heaven
the steamboat went to
Hello operator please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from behind
the refrigerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
flies are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
dark is like a movie
a movie's like a show
a show is like a tv screen and that is all
i know i know my ma
i know i know my pa
i know i know my sister with the 80 acre alligator bra
(anyone who could jump all the way through this rhyme was considered very very good)
Contributed by Jamie - Thank you!
OR
Miss Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to Heaven
the steamboat went to
hello operator
please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me,
I'll paddle your
Behind the refrigerator
there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the girls' room
pulling down their flies
Miss Susie and her boyfriend
are kissing in the
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
[fast] DARK, DARK, DARK
dark is like a movie
a movie's like a show
a show is like a TV screen
and that is all I know
I know I know my mother
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister
with the alligator bra!
Contributed by Erika - Thank you!
OR
Miss Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to heaven
the steamboat went to!.!.!.
Hello operator please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me
i'll kick you from!.!.!.
behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie fell upon it and cut her little!.!.!.
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
Miss Susie told me everything the day before she!.!.!.
Died her hair in purple,
died her hair pink,
died her hair in polka-dots
and washed it down the!.!.!.
Sink me in the ocean,
Sink me in the sea,
Sink me in/down the toilet,
But please don't pee on me!
Contributed by Joanna - Thank you!
OR
Miss Suzie had a steamboat!.
The steamboat had a bell TOOT TOOT!
Miss Suzie went to heaven!.
The steamboat went to,
Hell-o operator I'm dialing number 9
and if you disconnect me ill kick your little,
Behind the refrigerator I lay a piece of glass,
Miss Suzie sat upon it and broke her little,
Ask me no more questions I'll tell you no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their,
Flies are in the meadow the bees are in the park,
Miss Suzie kissed her boyfriend in the,
D-A-R-K D-A-R-K DARK DARK DARK!
Oh hello operator I'm dialing number 10
and if you disconnect me ill sing this song again!Www@Enter-QA@Com
she cooked food in a wok!.
Mr!. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big!.!.
cock-a-doodle-doodle the rooster just won't quit,
and I don't want my breakfast,
because it tastes like!.!.
shitzus make good house pets,
they're cuddly and sweet,
monkeys aren't good to have 'cos they like to beat their!.!.
meeting in the office a meeting in the hall,
the boss he wants to see you so you can suck his!.!.
Balzac was a writer he lived with Alan Funt,
Mrs!. Roberts didn't like him but that's cuz she's a!.!.
contaminated water can really make you sick,
your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your!.!.
dictate what im saying 'cos it will bring you luck,
and if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying f--k!.!.
Edited to add: oh, and here's what you asked for!
Miss Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to heaven
the steamboat went to
Hello operator please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from behind
the refrigerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
flies are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
dark is like a movie
a movie's like a show
a show is like a tv screen and that is all
i know i know my ma
i know i know my pa
i know i know my sister with the 80 acre alligator bra
(anyone who could jump all the way through this rhyme was considered very very good)
Contributed by Jamie - Thank you!
OR
Miss Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to Heaven
the steamboat went to
hello operator
please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me,
I'll paddle your
Behind the refrigerator
there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the girls' room
pulling down their flies
Miss Susie and her boyfriend
are kissing in the
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
[fast] DARK, DARK, DARK
dark is like a movie
a movie's like a show
a show is like a TV screen
and that is all I know
I know I know my mother
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister
with the alligator bra!
Contributed by Erika - Thank you!
OR
Miss Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to heaven
the steamboat went to!.!.!.
Hello operator please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me
i'll kick you from!.!.!.
behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie fell upon it and cut her little!.!.!.
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
Miss Susie told me everything the day before she!.!.!.
Died her hair in purple,
died her hair pink,
died her hair in polka-dots
and washed it down the!.!.!.
Sink me in the ocean,
Sink me in the sea,
Sink me in/down the toilet,
But please don't pee on me!
Contributed by Joanna - Thank you!
OR
Miss Suzie had a steamboat!.
The steamboat had a bell TOOT TOOT!
Miss Suzie went to heaven!.
The steamboat went to,
Hell-o operator I'm dialing number 9
and if you disconnect me ill kick your little,
Behind the refrigerator I lay a piece of glass,
Miss Suzie sat upon it and broke her little,
Ask me no more questions I'll tell you no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their,
Flies are in the meadow the bees are in the park,
Miss Suzie kissed her boyfriend in the,
D-A-R-K D-A-R-K DARK DARK DARK!
Oh hello operator I'm dialing number 10
and if you disconnect me ill sing this song again!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Miss Susie had a baby, she named him tiny Tim, she put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim!. He drank up all the water!. He ate up all the soap!. He tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't fit down his throat!.
Miss Susie called the doctor!. Miss Susie called the nurse!. Miss Susie called the lady with the alligator purse!.
!.!.!.There si mroe but I can't remember it right now!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Miss Susie called the doctor!. Miss Susie called the nurse!. Miss Susie called the lady with the alligator purse!.
!.!.!.There si mroe but I can't remember it right now!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
miss susie had a baby,
she named him tiny tim!.
she put him in the water to see if he could swim
he drunk up all the water,
he ate up all the soap
he tried to eat the bath tub but it wouldn't go down his throat!.
the rest follows with her calling 3 doctors for opinions on how to treat her son!. but i don't remember it either!. haha good luck!Www@Enter-QA@Com
she named him tiny tim!.
she put him in the water to see if he could swim
he drunk up all the water,
he ate up all the soap
he tried to eat the bath tub but it wouldn't go down his throat!.
the rest follows with her calling 3 doctors for opinions on how to treat her son!. but i don't remember it either!. haha good luck!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Miss Lucy had a baby!.
The lady and the alligator purse!.
http://www!.enchantedlearning!.com/rhymes/!.!.!.
The Lady with the Alligator Purse
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Miss Lucy had a baby,
His name was Tiny Tim!.
She put him in the bathtub,
To see if he could swim!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
He drank up all the water!.
He ate up all the soap!.
He tried to eat the bathtub,
But it wouldn't go down his throat!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Miss Lucy called the doctor,
Miss Lucy called the nurse!.
Miss Lucy called the lady
With the alligator purse!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
"Mumps," said the doctor!.
"Measles," said the nurse!.
"Hiccups," said the lady
With the alligator purse!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Out went the doctor!.
Out went the nurse!.
Out went the lady
With the alligator purse!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
----THE END----
Miss Lucy had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to!.!.!.
Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will chop off your!.!.!.
Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And she cut her big fat!.!.!.
Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling down their!.!.!.
Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the!.!.!.
Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a tv set
And that is all I know!.
A slightly different versionMiss Lucy had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to!.!.!.
Hello operator
give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you in the!.!.!.
Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And broke her little!.!.!.
Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their!.!.!.
Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the!.!.!.
D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark
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The lady and the alligator purse!.
http://www!.enchantedlearning!.com/rhymes/!.!.!.
The Lady with the Alligator Purse
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Miss Lucy had a baby,
His name was Tiny Tim!.
She put him in the bathtub,
To see if he could swim!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
He drank up all the water!.
He ate up all the soap!.
He tried to eat the bathtub,
But it wouldn't go down his throat!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Miss Lucy called the doctor,
Miss Lucy called the nurse!.
Miss Lucy called the lady
With the alligator purse!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
"Mumps," said the doctor!.
"Measles," said the nurse!.
"Hiccups," said the lady
With the alligator purse!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Out went the doctor!.
Out went the nurse!.
Out went the lady
With the alligator purse!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
----THE END----
Miss Lucy had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to!.!.!.
Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will chop off your!.!.!.
Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And she cut her big fat!.!.!.
Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling down their!.!.!.
Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the!.!.!.
Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a tv set
And that is all I know!.
A slightly different versionMiss Lucy had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to!.!.!.
Hello operator
give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you in the!.!.!.
Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And broke her little!.!.!.
Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their!.!.!.
Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the!.!.!.
D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark
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Shadaro's answer is correct!.
It also makes me think that little girls jumping rope were the original "rappers'!. =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
It also makes me think that little girls jumping rope were the original "rappers'!. =)Www@Enter-QA@Com