Survey: What are the strangest song lyrics you have ever heard?!


Question: Survey: What are the strangest song lyrics you have ever heard!?
I have heard SO many that make me think "You what!?"

I have heard how lightning struck itself; how columnated ruins domino; how someone will smother your mother (and make your sister think he loves her); and how, unbelievably, they drink Um Bongo in the Congo!.

Most bizarre of all though is Tim Buckley's "Monterrey":-

"I run with the damned my darling!.!.!.!.!.!.!. They have taught me to laugh!."

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Answers:
"She's a "juvenile scam"; never was a quitter"- Roxette, "The Look"!.
I don't really ge tthe concept of what a "juvenile scam" is supposed to be, but I still love the song!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Dylan's done some pretty out-there lyrics
Such as:
'A telephone was ringing, it just about blew my mind!. When I picked it up & said 'Hello', this foot came through the line'
or
'The sun's not yellow it's chicken!'
or my favourite
'Now you see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word "NOW"
And you say, "For what reason!?"
And he says, "How!?"
And you say, "What does this mean!?"
And he screams back, "You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home" 'Www@Enter-QA@Com

'Your Mothers Gotta Penis' by Goldie Lookin Chain has some strange but very funny lyrics, for example:

'Thats right your mothers gotta penis, ill tell you how i know cause i gave it a blow'

and

'It doesnt look right when she walking down the street to see her ball bag tapping to the beat of her feet'

All their songs are clean mental!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I used to have two misheard lyrics that would have worked, but as time went on, I realised that i just got them wrong!.!.!.

1) Ziggy Stardust - "Making love to his eagle"

2) Bat out of Hell - "I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram, on Cilla Black's Phantom bike"
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Darts in soap operas
Oh so wrong oh so wrong
No one scoring and there's
Too much chat between each throw

Worse than this though is when
Cheers are raised up for a bull
Granted, bull's a double and an out
But I know that they don't know
Therefore I propose no soap darts

From Surging Out of Convalescence by Half Man Half BiscuitWww@Enter-QA@Com

The Dutch band Within Temptation has some pretty!.!.!.odd!.!.!.lyrics!. Or it might just be the singer's accent, I dunno :P

http://uk!.answers!.yahoo!.com/question/ind!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"He was a skater boy, he said see you later, boy" - Sk8r Boi - Avril Lavigne

"Because you don't know us at all, we laugh when old people fall" - Fat Lip by Sum 41

Uh, ok!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"I always get chocolate stains on my pants" from Dancing in the Moonlight by Thin Lizzy!.

When I first heard it, I was thinking Wtf!?
I love this song though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

you must listen to Gunther

ding ding dong song
and
tutti frutti summer love
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take your camel to bed - mid 90's song

sign your name accross my heart -thats got to hurtWww@Enter-QA@Com

Radiohead - Karma Police

"!.!.!.buzzes like a fridge!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Basically anything by Bjork!. But you just got to love her anyway!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Shake for me girl!. I wanna be your backdoor man!." From Led Zeppelin's, "Whole Lotta Love!." Www@Enter-QA@Com

Pissing the night away!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Anything from britney spears is kinda!.!.!.!.out thereWww@Enter-QA@Com



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