I gave my wife a grand piano ?!
Question: I gave my wife a grand piano !?
but what she wanted was an upright organWww@Enter-QA@Com
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That's ok!.
She can put flowers on the piano, and tu-lips on your organ!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
She can put flowers on the piano, and tu-lips on your organ!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married!. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all!. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room!. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea!. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it!. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat!. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist!. 'Miss Beatrice' he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this!?' pointing to the bowl!. 'Oh yes' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful!?' I was walking in through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground!. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease!. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter'!.
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When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat!. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist!. 'Miss Beatrice' he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this!?' pointing to the bowl!. 'Oh yes' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful!?' I was walking in through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground!. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease!. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter'!.
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Well, give her a digital!.!.!.!.until you can afford a synthetic organ!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow if someone gave me a grand piano i would sure be on it all the time what a gift to give :) Www@Enter-QA@Com
Fnarr Fnarr!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ooops! double post!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sick!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I gave her one as well!. Now she's got two organs to play with!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you should have given her a pearl necklaceWww@Enter-QA@Com
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