Lol what are some of the crappier rap lines you've ever heard?!


Question: Lol what are some of the crappier rap lines you've ever heard!?
What are soem really rubbish rap lines that have come out of a professional rapper!?

like check out thsi really rubbish one from run dmc's rock box
"our lyircs are hypnotizing and we never spitnolizin" Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
"look up definition and see that i'm the definition of definition"

or how ever the crap weezy said it!.
that's just retarded!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

also from little wayne!.!.!.

"When I was 5 my favorite movie was The Gremlins, aint got **** to do with this but I just thought that I would mention"

from his song sky's the limit, also from that song

"Maybe in the sky flyin with the fishes, or maybe in the ocean, swimming with the pigeons"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Flight of The Conchords - Hiphopopotamus Vs!. Rhymenoceros
Bret:They call me the rhymenocerous
Not because I’m fat
Not because I’ve got birds on my back
Because I’m horny, I’m horny
When I’m on the mic
I’m like global warming
You can’t ignore me
In the bedroom I’m the gentleman
All the ladies come before me
Check your yellow pages I’m a registered rhymenaecologist
Now I’m passing over the mic to the hiphop-potamus

Jemaine:
They call me the hiphop-potamus
My lyrics are bottomless

Bret (spoken)Is that it!?
Jemaine(spoken)Yeah

Bret:
Sometimes my rhymes are obscene
Described as smutty, p0rnographic scene that’s r18
They’re so filthy, I feel guilty
I have to rinse my mouth out with Listerine
Like when I rap about those b!tches smothered in margarine
Hahahaha
(gun sound affects)
(spoken)Sorry about that, that was a bit violent
Sorry about that one, you have a go

jemaine:
They call me the hiphop-potamus
cause I got flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin off the top of this oesophageus
Not because I’m a water dwelling mammal from Africa
Called a hippopotamus I’m not a hippopotamus, I’m a hiphop-potamus
Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis that I was a hippopotamus!?
Did Steve tell you!?
What’s he got to do with it!?
Bloody Steve!!

both guys:
Other rappers diss me
Say my rhymes are sissy
What, what, what, why, why, why!?

jemaine:
Be more constructive with your feedback

Bret:
Because I rap about reality
both guys:
Like me and my grandma having a cup of tea!?
Ain’t no party like my nana’s tea party
Hey-ho

bret:
Freestyle, hiphop-potamus you do some freestyling
jemaine:
I’m freestylin just on the microphone
On the bbc, on the bbc
I’m just freestylin on the bbc
Um British broadcasting company
i’m just basically making this sh!t up as I go along
Basically just free
Just basically from the top of my dome
Sometimes it’s not so good

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all the lady listeners pregnant
Yeah that’s right, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely b!tches know, should know
I’m trying to correct thisWww@Enter-QA@Com

"if youre stripper name Portia and you get tips from many man,
then your fat freind her nickname MiniVan, Excuse me That's just the Henny Man"
Kanye West "Diamonds"
"Anyman that'll jump in front of a minivan for twenty grand with a bottle of pain pills and anything is F**ng crazy, you hear me F**ng crazy!
Emenim- "Anyman"
"Shady is just an alias in case i get chased by space aliens"
Eminem- "Anyman"
"halilujah pharoahe monch i'll do ya"
Pharoahe Monch- "Oh No" Pharoahe Monch, Mos Def, and Nate DoggWww@Enter-QA@Com

i'm 18 and live a crazy life
i tell you what the 80's were like
I don't remember who sings it but it was all over the radio in 2005 he so full of crap, i was 25 in 2005 in 1989 i was only nine!. if he was 18 in 2005 that means he was born in 87 he was two in 89!!!! how the hell can he tell you what the 80's were like!? lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot
you ain't cuz you not!.
what the hell does that mean!?

go shawty it's your birthday
we're gonna party like it's your birthday!.
so, it is shawty's birthday or not!?

rappers are strange!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Not rap but the worst song lyric is the "Cars" Let the good times roll,

"Let them leave you up in the air, let them comb your rock and roll hair"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lil Wayne - "I'm a young money millionaire, i'm tougher than Nigerian hair"

Ludacris - "Move *****, get out the way"

Willie The Kid - "Dang imma hustla, at least not in front of mother"

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Chris Brown- My anatomy is bird-like, you heard right

I mean seriously, do you really think that anyone wants to see yer bird-like chest and chicken legs after you describe them like tha!?!.!.!.!.!.dumbass!.


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'I milked them, I killed them, you quilt them, you missed her
You helped her, you kissed her
You felt all the blisters, melt on your whiskers'

I don't know how Cam'ron ever got a record deal!.!.!.
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Another line from Lil Wayne, "I bullet proof the ride, now I feel like armadillis"Www@Enter-QA@Com

this is crappest rap line for me soujab boy supasoak the H** ijust hate soulja boyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Anything that comes outta soulja boys mouth!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!."

I'll never understand why that became such a popular line!.

And anything Baby Bash has ever said!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"No need to pimp the ride, cuz it's a pimp in
the ride"

:| Cam'ronWww@Enter-QA@Com

"she get on that motorbike and all you see is back on that motorbike!."

ill be back when i think of some moreWww@Enter-QA@Com

Im so high i can eat a star - LiL Wayne
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"I can turn you on like a personal T!.V!." -Lil WayneWww@Enter-QA@Com

"im da bomb like tick tick" i CANT STAND to here that or wen people put it on their myspace nameWww@Enter-QA@Com



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