If rock stars were Olympians, who wins the gold?!


Question: If rock stars were Olympians, who wins the gold!?
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Best Band Overall:
gold = Beatles
Silver = Led Zepplin
Bronze = Pink Floyd

Best Guitarist:
Gold = The Page
Silver = Jeff Beck
Bronze = Satch

Best 3 man Group:
Gold = Rush
Silver = Nirvana
Bronze = Rush

Best Talent from 90's +:
Gold = Alice in Chains
Silver = Sound Garden
Bronze = Nirvana

Worst Fail as Band:
Gold = Fall Out Boy
Silver = Nickelback
Bronze = DisneyWww@Enter-QA@Com

If douche-baggery was a foot race it would be an amazing contest between Fred Durst and Kid Rock!. I think Kid Rock hits the line about !.02 seconds before Durst!. Durst is a bit past his prime!.

Kid Rock gets the gold!

In the women's division for obnoxiousness I think Gwen Stephani finally loses to Rhianna by a score of 21-14, 21-17!. She still holds her head high, securing the silver!. She had a good run!. She was jus no match (no one is) for someone who would actually go "umbrella-ella-ella"

Men's division!. This was up for grabs going into the semis with an incredibly obnoxious final 4!. Kid Rock was upset by Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy (I actually had to google it, proud to say), winning 21-18, 16-21, 25-23!. Chad Kroeger in a surprisingly dominant upset over Gerard Way (I thought it would be a lot closer, but I guess you play the game for a reason) 21-12, 21-4!. Setting up two more great matches to solve the medals!. In the bronze medal match, a match that the experts would have seen as the most likely gold medal match, Kid Rock redeemed himself and defeated Gerard Way 26-24, 17-21, 21-19!. A battle of obnoxiousness that will end up on ESPN Classics one day for certain!. Unfortunately, after such an amazing bronze match the gold medal battle to be the most obnoxious man in modern music was a bit of a let down!. Once Stump reminded us that he actually named a song with a schtick of taking out all of the vowels nobody could really touch him in this Olympiad!. Stump defeated Kroeger 21-13, 21-16!.

Gold: Patrick Stump
Silver: Chad Kroeger
Bronze: Kid Rock

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I like quite a bit of U2!. I'm not a FAN or anything, but I certainly get it!. Even Better Than The Real Thing is one example of a really great track that gets me happy that, though it was a single isn't talked about much anymore!. Achtung Baby was a pretty good record as a whole!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Relay/ Cheap Trick - Ain't That A Shame
All band members have a short solo piece at the end of the song!.

100 meter smash/ Pete Townshend
Guitars never stand a chance!.

Cycling/ Queen - Bicycle Race
Somehow their performance is connected to Fat Bottomed Girls!.

Pool events/ Peter Gabriel - I Go Swimming
Former Genesis frontman ekes out Talking Heads, Beach Boys!.

Overall/ Sting - Fields Of Gold
No one wins so many medals you have to lay them in fields!Www@Enter-QA@Com

U2 wins the gold for overrated!.!.!.!.

Please allow me to briefly rant!. Yes, they've made good music for a very long time!. Name one friggin' song of theirs that gets you out of your chair!. I can't even think of one that makes me tap my toe!. The one with the most energy is Discoteque and hardcore U2 fans don't even like that song or that album!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Band:-

Gold - Led Zeppelin

Drums:-

Gold - Neil Peart (Rush)

Bass:-

Gold - Jack Bruce (Cream)

Guitar:-

Gold - Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin)

Vocals:-

Gold - Freddie Mercury (Queen)

This is only for Rock music, if it was for all types of music then none of these would win!. There are better artists out there who most of these guys were influenced by!.
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Best Band Overall:

Gold: The Beatles
Silver: Led Zeppelin
Bronze: Van Halen

Best Guitar Player:

Gold: Eddie Van Halen (The Michael Phelps of guitar!)
Silver: Eddie Van Halen
Bronze: Eddie Van Halen

Best 3-Man Band:

Gold: Cream
Silver: Rush
Bronze: Triumph

Best 90's Talent:

Gold: Alice in Chains
Silver: Pearl Jam
Bronze: Dave Matthews Band

Worst Band:

Gold: Nirvana
Silver: Hole
Bronze: RadioheadWww@Enter-QA@Com

Eric Clapton gets my vote for the the gold as guitarist, and The Who get my gold vote as a band

and to the U2 overrated guy, Sunday Bloody Sunday usually gets me out of my chair!. But I guess that's because I'm a big fan!. Different styles i guess!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Gold : The Who

Silver : The Beatles

Bronze : Jimi Hendrix ExperienceWww@Enter-QA@Com

Band

Gold-Black Sabbath
Silver-Deep Purple
Bronze-Blue Oyster Cult

Guitarist

Gold-Jimmy Page
Silver-Yngwie Malmsteen
Bronze-Joe Satriani

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Iggy Pop and Anthony Keidis would be good Decathletes!.!.!.those dudes are cutWww@Enter-QA@Com

The gold would go to zeppelin all the way

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gold : my chemical romance
silver: bring me the horizon
bronze:slipknotWww@Enter-QA@Com



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