If you were on a deserted island with 3 iPods blasting Kamelot, a bag of celery,!
Question: If you were on a deserted island with 3 iPods blasting Kamelot, a bag of celery, and a dead hippo, then !.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!. how long would it be before a tidal wave appeared and wiped you out!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I would hope a long time!. I would empty out the hippo's insides to make a nice sleeping bag, get rocks to make a sort of pool, throw the guts in the pool to attract fishies!.
I would munch on the fishies and celery, and somehow manage to get drinks!. then I would be in paradise!. =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
I would munch on the fishies and celery, and somehow manage to get drinks!. then I would be in paradise!. =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Uhm!.!.!. I would stay away from the dead hippo!. You know how I am with the sight of poor dead animals :'(
Or, If I could somehow muster up the courage, then I would bury it (:
I would find a cave on the island and live there so no tidal wave could wipe me out!. Or hollow-out a huge tree and live in there!. I would eat the celery for the rest of the time I'm alive!. I would also find some fruits and veggies incase I run out of celery!.
Maybe I'll find a shovel!.!.!. which will then help me find buried treasureWww@Enter-QA@Com
Or, If I could somehow muster up the courage, then I would bury it (:
I would find a cave on the island and live there so no tidal wave could wipe me out!. Or hollow-out a huge tree and live in there!. I would eat the celery for the rest of the time I'm alive!. I would also find some fruits and veggies incase I run out of celery!.
Maybe I'll find a shovel!.!.!. which will then help me find buried treasureWww@Enter-QA@Com
I would give the hippo a nice funeral at the top of a peak over looking the water with beautiful exotic flowers everywhere and of course blasting Kamelot!. Then Jesus would swoop down for being so generous and give me the privelage of being an angel up in heaven and i will live happily ever after!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd paint a human face on the hippo and name her Tilly, the celery would be used as drum sticks and I would use the three iPods to scare off the local carnivores!.
I don't think the tidal wave would affect me because I would be one with my environment and would be respected by all life on my island!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't think the tidal wave would affect me because I would be one with my environment and would be respected by all life on my island!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would starve to death before a wave would get a chance to drown me!. I'm a vegetarian so no hippo meat for me!. Plus - I'm a vegetarian who hates vegetables (especially celery) so I'm officially emaciated by the time my iPods run out of battery power!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well first, I'd change the song to Zeppelin or something!. Then I'd eat the celery!. I honsetly can't tell you how long it would be Vicky, the sea is rather unpredictable, I imagine it could happen at any time!. Do hippos float!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
i would do the same as u #1 but i would prob!. save some of the guts incase things got really bad!. people used to eat guts along w/ the animal!. i just hope some1 rescues me before i have to eat chitlins aka guts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would collect water take the bag of celery and move far away from the hippo and the 3 screaming iPods!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.*Bernie Mack*!.!.!.!.!.!.!.*****Sir Isaac Hayes*****Blessings YahooWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know, but I would cook the hippo and take refuge inside the carcass (like in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back) and eat the meat that I can cook!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Maybe when the celery's finished and the 3 I-pods all ran out of batteries!.
This question is umm!.!.!.ahem interesting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This question is umm!.!.!.ahem interesting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A tidal wave would be the least of my worries!.!.!.!.with a dead hippo, how am I supposed to procreate!?Www@Enter-QA@Com