COUNTRY MUSIC Fans... Who Remembers Archie Campbell???!
Question: COUNTRY MUSIC Fans!.!.!. Who Remembers Archie Campbell!?!?!?
If so!.!.!.!. Do you Remember Any Of His "SPOONERISM" Skits!?!?!?
(these are best read aloud)
(This is one of My Favorites)!!
"The Story of Rindercella"
Once upon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella!. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad blisters!. And in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsom hince!.
And this prandsom hince was going to have a bancy fall!. And he'd invited people from riles amound, especially the pich reople!. Rindercella's mugly other and her two sad blisters went out to buy some drancy fesses to wear to this bancy fall, but Rindercella could not go because all she had to wear were some old rirty dags!. Finally, the night of the bancy fall arrived and Rindercella couldn't go!. So she just cat down and scried!. She was a kitten there a scrien, when all at once there appeard before her, her gairy fodmother!. And he touched her with his wagic mand !.!.!. and there appeared before her, a cig boach and hix white sorces to take her to the bancy fall!. But now she said to Rindercella, "Rindercella, you must be home before nidmight, or I'll purn you into a tumpkin!"
When Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall, the prandsom hince met her at the door because he had been watchin' behind a woden hindow!. And Rindercella and the prandsom hince nanced all dight until nidmight!.!.!.and they lell in fove!. And finally, the mid clock strucknight!. And Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just as she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper!
The next day, the prandsom hince went all over the coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper!. Finally he came to Rindercella's house!. He tried it on Rendercella's mugly other !.!.!. and it fidn't dit!. Then he tried it on her two sigly usters !.!.!. and it fidn't dit!. Then he tried it on Rindercella !.!.!. and it fid dit!. It was exactly the sight rize!
So they were married and lived heverly ever hapwards!. Now, the storal of the mory is this: If you ever go to a bancy fall and want to have a pransom hince loll in fove with you, don't forget to slop your dripper!
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(these are best read aloud)
(This is one of My Favorites)!!
"The Story of Rindercella"
Once upon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella!. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad blisters!. And in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsom hince!.
And this prandsom hince was going to have a bancy fall!. And he'd invited people from riles amound, especially the pich reople!. Rindercella's mugly other and her two sad blisters went out to buy some drancy fesses to wear to this bancy fall, but Rindercella could not go because all she had to wear were some old rirty dags!. Finally, the night of the bancy fall arrived and Rindercella couldn't go!. So she just cat down and scried!. She was a kitten there a scrien, when all at once there appeard before her, her gairy fodmother!. And he touched her with his wagic mand !.!.!. and there appeared before her, a cig boach and hix white sorces to take her to the bancy fall!. But now she said to Rindercella, "Rindercella, you must be home before nidmight, or I'll purn you into a tumpkin!"
When Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall, the prandsom hince met her at the door because he had been watchin' behind a woden hindow!. And Rindercella and the prandsom hince nanced all dight until nidmight!.!.!.and they lell in fove!. And finally, the mid clock strucknight!. And Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just as she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper!
The next day, the prandsom hince went all over the coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper!. Finally he came to Rindercella's house!. He tried it on Rendercella's mugly other !.!.!. and it fidn't dit!. Then he tried it on her two sigly usters !.!.!. and it fidn't dit!. Then he tried it on Rindercella !.!.!. and it fid dit!. It was exactly the sight rize!
So they were married and lived heverly ever hapwards!. Now, the storal of the mory is this: If you ever go to a bancy fall and want to have a pransom hince loll in fove with you, don't forget to slop your dripper!
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This is the only one I remember!. We were kids and we thought the "slopped her dripper" was hilarious, we'd laugh until we fell down! The prissy girl in the neighborhood told us we were going to hell for listening to it!. I'd forgotten all about that, thanks for the memory!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think that one was his most famous one but he did one of the Pee Little Thrigs (three little pigs) also!.I can't remember the way he worded it but you probably can Cavey!. He was a good comedian!. I wish that we had that kind of entertainment now!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
You bet I do!. I used to love watching Hee Haw!. I think it was funnier than most shows on television today!. I still miss it!. Corny jokes and great music!.
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i don't remember!. sorry!! great story though!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have the 45 of "Rindercella!" I also have "Bean and the Jackstalk!."
Archie was known as "the Mayor of Bull's Gap, Tennessee," and he originally owned the Comedy Barn in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee!. He did a straight singing album of mostly pop and R&B songs with Lorene Mann called "Archie & Lorene Tell It Like It Is" (featuring "Tell It Like It Is," the Neville Brothers song, and Percy Sledge's "Warm and Tender Love")!. I also have one of his comedy albums from the Starday days, "Bedtime Stories for Adults!."
And my "Exit Windows" sound wav!? "You met another and PFFT! You were gone!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Archie was known as "the Mayor of Bull's Gap, Tennessee," and he originally owned the Comedy Barn in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee!. He did a straight singing album of mostly pop and R&B songs with Lorene Mann called "Archie & Lorene Tell It Like It Is" (featuring "Tell It Like It Is," the Neville Brothers song, and Percy Sledge's "Warm and Tender Love")!. I also have one of his comedy albums from the Starday days, "Bedtime Stories for Adults!."
And my "Exit Windows" sound wav!? "You met another and PFFT! You were gone!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Archie campbell was a true comic genus!.His protrayal of the Judge in Cornfield County was great as was his proterayal of the Doctor!.
He could blend into a group in any situation but still maintain the comic leadership needed!.
RinderCella was his best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He could blend into a group in any situation but still maintain the comic leadership needed!.
RinderCella was his best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com