Make new lyrics?!


Question: Make new lyrics!?
Take these two songs and make some new lyrics!. This should be intersting!.

Divinyls-------I Touch Myself
Katy Perry - I Kissed A GirlWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Divinyls - I burn myself

I can't cook myself
I want you to feed me
When I'm feelin' starved
I want you to stuff me
I burnt myself
I want you to heal me
I just give up
I want you to cook for me

Chorus:
I don't know how to cook for myself
When I make my dinner
I burn myself
I don't want any hamburger help-
-er no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me roast dinners
You're the chef who makes me stew
When you're around I'm always eating
I wish i could make some too

I open the door
And see the smoke rising
My food is charbroiled
It's not that suprising
I touch the hot pan
And scream like a bandit
I fall to my knees
Please get the gauze bandage!.!.!.

Chorus

I can't cook myself
I want you to feed me
When I'm feelin' starved
I want you to stuff me
I burnt myself
I want you to heal me
I just give up
I want you to cook for me


Chorus

I need you
I've got a chicken in the fridge
And if I try to cook it
I'll burn myself
Ow, owwww, OWWWW, AAAAAH!

ChorusWww@Enter-QA@Com

I LOVE MY CAR written to the divinyls - i touch myself

(verse 1)
i had a car, it was a banger!.
i'd clean her up and make her shine!.
my mates all say, that i should just scrap her,
but i just think they're blind

i love my car, why dont ya test drive it!.
i'll show u around,and all thats inside it!.
its a sex machine from what i can fathum,
economic too - 80 miles to the gallon!

(chorus)
my cars bad, a lump of moving crap
dont drive around inside it cos its a death trap
oooh, my cars bad, a lump of movin crap,
oh yes ,oh yes oh yes oh yes!.

(the talky bit nr the end)
i love my car, i dont want another one, and when i try and drive it , i risk my life ooooh, oo oooh arrrrrrrrh
****

sorry if you thinks its rubbish lol - i did try! not the best song writer in the world i have to say he he xWww@Enter-QA@Com



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