A variation on my P&S question for the R&P folks : If you were a MANNEQUIN in a !
Question: A variation on my P&S question for the R&P folks : If you were a MANNEQUIN in a fancy clothing store how would
you protest being exposed to MUZAK -"Elevator Music" - 24/ 7!?
Remember, you don't GET to go home after a hard day's work!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Remember, you don't GET to go home after a hard day's work!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I would violently stand completely still with my arms outstretched at different angles!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha! Awesome question seeing as how I work at Macy's!.
I'd pose myself pointing at the speaker and trip management every time they walked by!. I'd constantly fall over!. I'd lose my pants and I'd grab girl's butts all the time (okay!.!.!.!.this last one is just for me, not so much in protest to the music, but who cares!? I'm a mannequin!)!.
Should the situation not be resolved, I'd commit plasticide!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd pose myself pointing at the speaker and trip management every time they walked by!. I'd constantly fall over!. I'd lose my pants and I'd grab girl's butts all the time (okay!.!.!.!.this last one is just for me, not so much in protest to the music, but who cares!? I'm a mannequin!)!.
Should the situation not be resolved, I'd commit plasticide!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wait!.!.!.!. Mannequins don't even get coffee or CIGARETTE breaks DO they!?
Screw it! I'm going to join the Yahoo Answers staff in that case!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Screw it! I'm going to join the Yahoo Answers staff in that case!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm only a part time R&P answerer but if I could I would like to answer anyway, I would disable the sound system real quick, I'm good at thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
Protest!? I'd burn the place down! Muzak! The indignity!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I tell them that suddenly I'm allergic to clothes but I won't be if they take off that god awful music!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd try to get hired by a store that plays punk over the speakers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
make them get rid of me by fondling random customers when they're not looking!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd party with all the other mannequins brah!.
EnjoyWww@Enter-QA@Com
EnjoyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wear a Slayer shirt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd go naked!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Go with just a scarf tied around my head!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd be grabbing my crotchWww@Enter-QA@Com