What's the funniest rap line you ever heard?!


Question: What's the funniest rap line you ever heard!?
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when i die, bury me butt naked, face touch the grass
so i can f@ck the world and yall can kiss my a$$
-rass kassWww@Enter-QA@Com

Twenty-four, thirty-four, fourty-six
Good and thick and what you give her she'll work wit' it
(she'll work wit' it)
Pretty face and some cute lips
Earing in her tongue and she know what to do with it
(know what to do wit' it)
Made a name for herself and she do her ****** well and know how to keep her business to herself
Come over anytime ****** call check
1 o'clock, 2 o'clock (ding dong) and she right there
And she know why she came here
And she know where clothes suppose to be
(off and over there)
Sniff a lil' ***** , take a lil' x, smoke a lil' ******* , drink a lil' bit
I need a girl I could freak wit' (freak wit')
And wanna try ****** and ain't scared of a big ****** (big ******)
And love to get get her *********** by another *******
Cause I aint drunk enough to do that *******Www@Enter-QA@Com

listen to Busta's verse in this new song he has with lil wayne and ludcris

http://youtube!.com/watch!?v=99_DDByLpWM

LMAO he said some funny *ss sh*tWww@Enter-QA@Com

Afroman has some funny stuff

the funniest i heard was "Mutha Fucca dont bull $h!t Me"-Kanye West " Everbody Nose Remix"
I'm the best rapper alive - Lil Wayne (dont agree though i am a fan)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Eminem
I Never Knew

"You probably think I'm in your tape deck now, I'm not, I'm in the back of your truck wi' duct tape stretched out!"

Jarrod D, that is not rap, Wierd al is not rapWww@Enter-QA@Com

The ENTIRE song, "White and Nerdy" by Weird Al Yankovic, is funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

NEW 2008

"obey me like peasants" - Juelz Santana

http://youtube!.com/watch!?v=6P0a8ngoqCI
off the Carter III

LOL, dont be a haterWww@Enter-QA@Com

you homies are all talk you wouldn't pop a ballon with a pitch fork
by sheek louch
song:think we got a problemWww@Enter-QA@Com

Everybody say Mr!. Rain man can we have a rainy day!?
Bring a umbrella, please bring a umbrella
Ella, ella, ella ehhh! -lil wayneWww@Enter-QA@Com

The strangest things can happen/ from jabbin, pregnant women in the abodmen, till they can't have children" EminemWww@Enter-QA@Com

AHAHAHAHA TICKLE ME ELMO LUKIN BOI!.!.
4RM DAT SONG LUKIN BY YUNG JOC AN HOT STYLEZWww@Enter-QA@Com

Headed to Walmart in my mini van !. It's called Plain White Rapper!. It's by K-J-5 or something like that!. It's so random so it's really stupid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Im the hippopopomous, my lyrics are bottomless!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!."

^if u have ever seen Flight of the Conchords than u should know what im talking about lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

if your wife is pregnant ill call her a whore / leave her no money n go out on tour / naww im playin ill pack her somethin / pack her hot dogs and a ****** dirty muffin lol
its gotta be something from bizarreWww@Enter-QA@Com

ALOT of stuff weezy says is hilarious!.

cant think of any right now though


thumbs down!?
hey, im being honest!. Lil wayne has me dyying sometimes!.
sheeeeeesh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

" Take Pride in cold words, Crooked eyed mold nerd, geek with a cold heart he probably speaking in rhymes as a old fart!." MF Doom!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

all the lyrics/lines in colt 45 by afroman is hilarious
so i guess i'd say all of themWww@Enter-QA@Com

best rapper alive or weezy: the funniestWww@Enter-QA@Com

HIP HOP IS DEAD
IS PAC ALIVE
LIL WAYNE THE GREATESTWww@Enter-QA@Com

"Best rapper alive"

Said by Lil' WayneWww@Enter-QA@Com

jonas brothers<----thoes boys are hawwtWww@Enter-QA@Com

"Ask Beavis, I get nothin' Butt head" - Big LWww@Enter-QA@Com

is Big L slow!? Hell No! i ufck b!tches on the roof when i got no hotel door ( he says do' not door, so it rhymes lol)Www@Enter-QA@Com

''Im the best rapper alive'' - Lil WayneWww@Enter-QA@Com

"Kobe tell me how my *** tastes - Shaq O'NeilWww@Enter-QA@Com

I love it when you call big papa!.!.!. throw ya hands in the air if you's a true playaWww@Enter-QA@Com

im rare like mr clean with hair -lil wayne :]]Www@Enter-QA@Com

linkin park in the endWww@Enter-QA@Com



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