Before He Cheats Response?!
Question: Before He Cheats Response!?
I heard a song in response to Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats"!. I can't remember the name of it!. I know Chris Tompkins and Josh Kear wrote "Before He Cheats", but who wrote the response!. In the song he talks bout doin the new girl on the girlfriends clean sheets or something!. HELP!!!!!
and no it is not "Before He Eats" Thats a parady not an answer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and no it is not "Before He Eats" Thats a parady not an answer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Before She Freaks
Right now, I just got out the bar where my friends were shooting pool
And I joined ‘em for the tourney
Right now, I walked out to my car and I can’t believe what my eyes have just seen
Right now, I’m calling up the cops because this time its gone too far
You don’t touch my car…
Well she keyed my paint and broke inside
And then left the doors all opened wide
I think she might have peed on the back seats
She went crazy on the mirror on the driver’s side
Cut the tires and smashed the lights
Maybe next time she’ll think before she freaks
Right now, she’s probably getting home and she’s probably wound up and still yelling and a-cussing
Right now, she’s probably calling her friends
And they’re a-telling her she’s gonna get busted
Right now, she’s probably hanging up ‘cause someone’s knocking on her door
And she don't know
That I’ll prosecute and I won’t back down
My lawyer will make her look like a clown
Eighteen months ain’t long enough for me
She won’t find a job when she does get out
And she’s gonna have to move her *** out of town
Maybe next time she’ll think before she freaks
You know I’m gonna move on and find a nice girl
‘Cause the next time that she freaks
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
No!.!.!.not on me
Well she keyed my paint and broke inside
And then left the doors all opened wide
I think she might have peed on both the seats
She went crazy on the mirror on the driver’s side
Cut the tires and smashed the lights
Maybe next time she’ll think before she freaks
Oh, Maybe next time she’ll think before she freaks
This is one version there are several parody songs to Carries version!. One is called "Before I Cheat" By a guy named Joe on youtube!. I can't find the lyrics!. I am still looking!.
OK here it is!. Sorry to take up so much space!.
Artist: Joe lyrics
Album: Other Song Lyrics
Title: Before I Cheat
Right now I'm here slow dancing with a real bad chick,
and she's getting real frisky!.!.!.
Right now I'm at the bar buying some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot the whiskey!.!.!.
Right now I'm standing up behind her with a pool stickshowing her how to shoot a combo!.!.!.
And I don’t know!.!.!.
That she dug her keys into the side of my pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved her name into my leather seats!.!.
She took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires!.!.!.
Maybe next time I'll think before I cheat!.!.!.
Right now she standing up singing some
ghetto version of Mariah karaoke!.!.!.
Right now she's telling me that she's drunk
and I'm thinking I'm about to get lucky!.!.!.
Right now I'm in here dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo!.!.!.
But I don’t know!.!.!.
That she dug her keys into the side of my pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved her name into my leather seats!.!.
She took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires!.!.!.
Maybe next time I'll think before I cheat!.!.!.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
because the next time that I cheat!.!.!.
Oh, you know she might cheat on me!.
Ohh!.!.!.
'Cause she dug her keys into the side of my pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved her name into my leather seats!.!.
She took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires!.!.!.
Maybe next time I'll think before I cheat!.!.!.
Ohh!.!.!. before I cheat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Right now, I just got out the bar where my friends were shooting pool
And I joined ‘em for the tourney
Right now, I walked out to my car and I can’t believe what my eyes have just seen
Right now, I’m calling up the cops because this time its gone too far
You don’t touch my car…
Well she keyed my paint and broke inside
And then left the doors all opened wide
I think she might have peed on the back seats
She went crazy on the mirror on the driver’s side
Cut the tires and smashed the lights
Maybe next time she’ll think before she freaks
Right now, she’s probably getting home and she’s probably wound up and still yelling and a-cussing
Right now, she’s probably calling her friends
And they’re a-telling her she’s gonna get busted
Right now, she’s probably hanging up ‘cause someone’s knocking on her door
And she don't know
That I’ll prosecute and I won’t back down
My lawyer will make her look like a clown
Eighteen months ain’t long enough for me
She won’t find a job when she does get out
And she’s gonna have to move her *** out of town
Maybe next time she’ll think before she freaks
You know I’m gonna move on and find a nice girl
‘Cause the next time that she freaks
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
No!.!.!.not on me
Well she keyed my paint and broke inside
And then left the doors all opened wide
I think she might have peed on both the seats
She went crazy on the mirror on the driver’s side
Cut the tires and smashed the lights
Maybe next time she’ll think before she freaks
Oh, Maybe next time she’ll think before she freaks
This is one version there are several parody songs to Carries version!. One is called "Before I Cheat" By a guy named Joe on youtube!. I can't find the lyrics!. I am still looking!.
OK here it is!. Sorry to take up so much space!.
Artist: Joe lyrics
Album: Other Song Lyrics
Title: Before I Cheat
Right now I'm here slow dancing with a real bad chick,
and she's getting real frisky!.!.!.
Right now I'm at the bar buying some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot the whiskey!.!.!.
Right now I'm standing up behind her with a pool stickshowing her how to shoot a combo!.!.!.
And I don’t know!.!.!.
That she dug her keys into the side of my pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved her name into my leather seats!.!.
She took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires!.!.!.
Maybe next time I'll think before I cheat!.!.!.
Right now she standing up singing some
ghetto version of Mariah karaoke!.!.!.
Right now she's telling me that she's drunk
and I'm thinking I'm about to get lucky!.!.!.
Right now I'm in here dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo!.!.!.
But I don’t know!.!.!.
That she dug her keys into the side of my pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved her name into my leather seats!.!.
She took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires!.!.!.
Maybe next time I'll think before I cheat!.!.!.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
because the next time that I cheat!.!.!.
Oh, you know she might cheat on me!.
Ohh!.!.!.
'Cause she dug her keys into the side of my pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved her name into my leather seats!.!.
She took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires!.!.!.
Maybe next time I'll think before I cheat!.!.!.
Ohh!.!.!. before I cheat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com