What would be the best bday gifts for the following rappers?!

Eminem ~ Anger Management Classes/Family Therapy
Jay-Z ~ A Wedding Ring (one we can see)
Chamillionaire ~ A Job
Dr!. Dre ~ His Son a Real Job (Hood Suregeon)
T!.I!. ~ A large supply of vaseline
Andre 3000 ~ New Wardrobe
Ja Rule ~ A Manager (he needs to get out from under Gotti)
DMX ~ Common Sense
Snoop Dogg ~ Rehab (Real Rehab, not celeb style)
Nas ~ God
Common ~ Whatever he wants
Soulja Boy ~ A MIRROR!!!
Birdman ~ The chance to come "OUT" of the closet
Xzibit ~ Growth Hormones
Kanye ~ a lifesize portrait of HIMSELF
50 Cents ~ someone to listen to him new album
Luda ~ a mad, crazy party
Chuck D ~ I'd have to ask Bonnie on this one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Eminem - a pack of M&Ms
Jay-Z -
Chamillionaire - a pet lizard
Dr!. Dre - slim fast shake
T!.I!. - a hat
Andre 3000 -
Ja Rule -
DMX - a dog
Snoop Dogg - a ho'
Nas - a book
Plies - a pair of plyers
Common -
Soulja Boy - i kick in the balls
Birdman - a dildo in the shape of lil wayne
Xzibit - a dog
Kanye West (bday b*tch) -
50 Cent - steroids
Tony Yayo -
Ludacris - some chicken and beer
Chuck D -Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Eminem- a new wife
Jay-Z- new lips
Chamillionaire- a car for ridin dirty
Dr!. Dre- a detox
T!.I!.- more guns with permits
Andre 3000- new clothes
Ja Rule- a new single
DMX- dogs
Snoop Dogg-weed
Nas-idk
Plies- a new name
Common-idk
Soulja Boy-better dance songs
Birdman-a man
Xzibit-get his ride pimp
Kanye West (bday b*tch)-new clothes
50 Cent- more money
Tony Yayo-needs money
Ludacris-chicken and beer
Chuck D-idkWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Eminem- Psychology lessons to help with the mind!.!.
Jay-Z- Lip reduction surgery
Snoop Dogg-Hair shaver
Plies-Speech lessons
DMX-A bible

50 cent- A dentist to fix the annoying gap in his 2 front teeth!.!.
Ludacris-Make up a new area code so he can have another hoe!

Ja Rule- Cough MedicineWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Em-m&ms
Jay-a bottle of his own vodka haha
Chamillonaire-a chameleon
dre/snoop some bud and a 6 4 haha
TI-some gats
Andre-a fruity color suit
Ja-a record deal
DMX-a blue pit
nas- a milkshake ha
plies-some publicity haha
common dont need nothing he all good
soulja boy-some REAL lyrics and some new clothing
birdman-a man hor
X-another pimped out bike
Kanye- some cant see glasses
50-another 50 cents
Yayo- some girls
Luda- a cadilac
Chuck D- A chunk bar hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Em- prozac and trimspa

Jay- a lap dance from Rhianna

Chamillionaire- The Gremlins movie so he can know who spawned him!.!.!.(tell me he dont look like a gremlin!)

Dr!. Dre- some toilet paper (cuz he full of sh*t 4 makin us wait so long for the Detox album)

T!.I!.- a bodyguard that wont snitch on him

Andre 3000- some golf pants

Ja Rule- a hungry man's microwave dinner (cuz he aint eatin no more!.!.!.lol)

DMX- Crack and a bus pass

Snoop- weight gainers

Nas- i actually have no idea!.!.!.!.

Plies- a shirt!.!.!.always walkin around with his chest out!.!.!.geez!

Common- incense

Soulja Boy- a rope (so he can hang himself)

Birdman- a cane

Xzibit- again this one is hard!.!.!.maybe i'd let my friend braid his hair or somethin like that!.!.!.lol

Kanye- some stilettos and a boa to match his bitchy attitude

50 cent- baby powder cuz he cries 2 much about stupid sh*t!.!.!.put it on ur hands and slap urself twice 50

Tony Yayo- some talent

Ludacris- a new roster for DTP!.!.!.he got some wack artists

Chuck D- The Flavor of Love seasons 1-3Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Eminem!.!.!.!. IDK
Jay-Z!.!.!.!. Lip Gloss
Chamillionaire!.!.!.!. A chameleon
Dr!. Dre!.!.!.!. Some chronic
T!.I!.!.!.!. A get out of jail free card
Andre 3000!.!.!.!. IDK
Ja Rule!.!.!.!.!. A career
DMX!.!.!.!.!. A cat
Snoop Dogg!.!.!.!.
Nas!.!.!.!. IDK
Plies!.!.!.!. A life
Common!.!.!.!. IDK
Soulja Boy!.!.!.!. An action man
Birdman!.!.!.!. Hair
Xzibit!.!.!.!. Some record sales
Kanye West (bday b*tch)!.!. Some masculine shirts
50 Cent!.!.!.!.!. A new chain
Tony Yayo!.!.!.!. A rhyme book
Ludacris!.!.!. Chicken 'n beer
Chuck D!.!.!.!. Some old spiceWww@Enter-QA@Com

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lip reductions
a new alias
rhymes


new voice
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weed
GOAT plaque
a rope
cds
a rope
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a rope
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idk
idkWww@Enter-QA@Com

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gift cards lol they prolly have everything i might have given so gift cards are goodWww@Enter-QA@Com

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