Have you heard these lyrics before....??!
Question: Have you heard these lyrics before!.!.!.!.!?!?
To the tune of Elvis's "Are you lonesome tonight"
Are you lonesome tonight, is your brassiere too tight,
Is your girdle just drifting apart!?
Are those things on your chest, rubbing holes in your vest,
Is your spare tyre up under your heart!.
Are your stockings all laddered, your shoes, paper thin,
Do you hold up your nickers with a big safety pin!.
Are your false teeth so worn, they drop out when you yawn,
It's no wonder you're lonesome tonight!.
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Are you lonesome tonight, is your brassiere too tight,
Is your girdle just drifting apart!?
Are those things on your chest, rubbing holes in your vest,
Is your spare tyre up under your heart!.
Are your stockings all laddered, your shoes, paper thin,
Do you hold up your nickers with a big safety pin!.
Are your false teeth so worn, they drop out when you yawn,
It's no wonder you're lonesome tonight!.
If you haven't heard them before, what do you think!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Darn!.!.!. granny and grampy are snoring right now!. I will sing it to them at breakfast (oatmeal and other soft things of course) and let you know thereafter!.
Is it your original!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is it your original!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Lol okay then yeah thats weirdWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like how random it is !!! it makes me laugh :-}Www@Enter-QA@Com