Want to start a band?!
Question: Want to start a band!?
I am a whiny crybaby who needs his hand held at nearly all times!. I like to smoke a lot of the refer!. I can't help book shows, write songs or really play my instument very well but I need to get paid after every gig!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
You sound perfect for the retro-punk band I'm currently forming!. In punk you didn't need any talent, much like modern whiny as*holes in bands!. We're calling ourselves"Mister Murray and the F*cking Physical Sh*ts"!. We're going to scream and rant, smash stuff, make hideous faces at any body stupid enough to be in the audience and possibly physically assault them, whilst flinging our own dung, hence the name!. Send your resume!. You may already have been hired!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm pretty competent and I know a lot of things!. I can take care of the business end if you can play the role of tortured artist!. The only caveat is that I'm going to need you to kill yourself about 3 years in!. That will help ensure our legacy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll help write the songs that will propel you fame & fortune !.!.!. however the lyrics must involve critters, I like the critters!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can't play bass!. But I can stand around with my hair covering my face and sway to no particular beat!. I smell like a foodcourt and my dad has a van!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can write, keyboard, act crazy,sing, and I am codependent!.!.!.!.
but I wanna be Gwen!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
but I wanna be Gwen!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can play the triangle sometimes!. I'm good at mooning people!. My organizational skills are excellent when I feel like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you are worthless!.!.!.who the hell would be in a band with you!!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
reefer eh!?
I can play the skin flute!. Does that count!? If not, I will be the official groupie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can play the skin flute!. Does that count!? If not, I will be the official groupie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i can play guitar while you cry on stage, we can be call to Los Cry Babies Magnifico!Www@Enter-QA@Com
If we can't wear matching spandex outfits, count me out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I could sing!. I kick butt in karaoke at the this bar I hang out in!. its called the Manhole - have you heard of it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I only know how to Yodel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
u play what i play guitarWww@Enter-QA@Com
NKOTB is reforming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
do people really say reefer anymore!?Www@Enter-QA@Com