Make me laugh...one time...?!
Question: Make me laugh!.!.!.one time!.!.!.!?
i was driving with my buddy in high school!.!.!.we had a little too much to smoke, and he said he heard demons in my danzig 2 tape!.!.!.I took it out and threw it!.!.!.
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I don't know how funny YOU'RE going to find this but!.!.!.!. I was fücked up so I thought it was hilarious
I was with my brother and my sister!. It was last year in june!. We often smoke together!. I had a sh?t load ov weed!. So we smoked it!. but my sister smoked a lot, I mean A LOT!.
Now before I go too far, just know that we have cats!.
So my sister was talking to me (about what, I have no idea) and all ov a sudden, in the middle ov the conversation she just looks up a little and yells "meow!?" (lmfao) and she kept doing that!. She thought she heard one ov the cats and then she started looking for him!. LOL!. I was fücked up though, so I was fücking dying!. But really though, that was some weird stuff man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was with my brother and my sister!. It was last year in june!. We often smoke together!. I had a sh?t load ov weed!. So we smoked it!. but my sister smoked a lot, I mean A LOT!.
Now before I go too far, just know that we have cats!.
So my sister was talking to me (about what, I have no idea) and all ov a sudden, in the middle ov the conversation she just looks up a little and yells "meow!?" (lmfao) and she kept doing that!. She thought she heard one ov the cats and then she started looking for him!. LOL!. I was fücked up though, so I was fücking dying!. But really though, that was some weird stuff man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My husband told his buddy in high school he wouldn't get sick if he ate circus peanuts while drinking!. The doofus tried it!.
He downed about a fifth of Jack, and bunch of circus peanuts!.
Needless to say, the guy eventually barfed up a bunch of Jack and circus peanuts that night!.
I thought I hated circus peanuts til I heard this story!. I gag when I see them in the store!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He downed about a fifth of Jack, and bunch of circus peanuts!.
Needless to say, the guy eventually barfed up a bunch of Jack and circus peanuts that night!.
I thought I hated circus peanuts til I heard this story!. I gag when I see them in the store!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
An old couple was watching TV one evening, and the husband got up to go to the kitchen!. His wife told him to get her some iced tea, and knowing that the years had taken their toll on his memory, she told him to write it down!.
"I can remember iced tea," he protested!.
"But I want sugar in my tea too," she told him, "so write it down!."
He told her he could remember iced tea with sugar!.
"I want a slice of lemon too!." she said, "Just write it down!."
He left the room grumbling to himself!. A few minutes later he came back with a plate full of mashed potatoes for her!.
"Now look what you've done!" she yelled at him, "You forgot my gravy!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I can remember iced tea," he protested!.
"But I want sugar in my tea too," she told him, "so write it down!."
He told her he could remember iced tea with sugar!.
"I want a slice of lemon too!." she said, "Just write it down!."
He left the room grumbling to himself!. A few minutes later he came back with a plate full of mashed potatoes for her!.
"Now look what you've done!" she yelled at him, "You forgot my gravy!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
that reminds me of the time my guy friend took shrooms and for some reason, he was convinced he was naked when he was fully clothed!. he started sobbing, and it was at a party so he spends the whole night with a bath towel around his waist!. weiiiiirdd!. xD
and guess who had to take care of him for the rest of the night!? that's right, me!. and he kept on yelling at me to stop looking at him because he still thought he was naked!. :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
and guess who had to take care of him for the rest of the night!? that's right, me!. and he kept on yelling at me to stop looking at him because he still thought he was naked!. :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
I was wearing a Circle Jerks concert T from the Return of Elvis tour,was standing in line at the Ghetto-Eleven buying smokes and beers,when a woman behind started talking to her friend about her love of Elvis Presely,anyway she asked about my shirt and offered to buy it than i showed her the front!.It had a cartoonish picture of the Jerks in an early sixties convertible cadillac with Elvis strapped to to the hood like a slain deer!.Needless to say she wasn't amused and i couldn't help laughing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
my mom told me one night at work(hospital) a kid came in to see his baby( she works with the pre-me's) and one of the nurses called a doctor to talk to the kid!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
not funny right!?,,,
it was in the 80's,,,
she called cuz he had a Suicidal Tendancies T-shirt on and the older nurse got worried,,,
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not funny right!?,,,
it was in the 80's,,,
she called cuz he had a Suicidal Tendancies T-shirt on and the older nurse got worried,,,
true storyWww@Enter-QA@Com
My friend rolled this huge joint (HUGE!) and went and smoked it!. I didn't smoke then so I figured I would have a little fun with him!. We walked around town after he smoked and I went "Man, you're turning green!!"!. He fell on the curb laughing and crying at the same time!. He was having such a laughing fit that he rolled into the street right into oncoming traffic!. I got him out of there but everybody was pissed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A friend and I were walking home from high school and it was a long walk!. We had been umm smoking (if you know what I mean) and we passed a KFC!. My friend goes,"man I'm hungry!." And I said "Me too,but we dont have any cash!." He goes "Not a prob!.,I'll just walk in and put my penis (he used another word) on the counter and tell them I want 2 pieces of chicken!." and I said "yea,thats about all its worth!." then we couldnt stop laughingWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats great! Heres Mine: A Couple Of Months Ago Me And My Friend Joe Were Hangging Out At His Place Head Banging To Some Deicide And We Got Hungery And I Was Like "Dude Lets Go To Sonic!" So We Walked To Sonic And We Got Their And We Sat At The Tables And Europes Final Count Down Came On The Radio Their And Our Waitress Was Like Singing To It And We Started To Laugh At Her And She Was Like "Okay Weres The Money For The Food" And We Paid For Our Food But We Didint Have Any Money For A Tip So When She Came Back With The Food Me And Him Were Scared She "Accedently" Dropped Our Food In The Toilet Because We Were *** Holes To Her And Didint Give Her A Tip lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Okay, thinking about tapes flying out the windows!.!.!.!. I loaned a box of tapes to a friend who went and rolled his truck! :( He was fine, but my tapes went *** over teakettle through the dirt and the underbrush ~ we never even went and looked for them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Me and my friends were camping and we had to sneak onto the beach (it closes at sunset!.!.!.)
and we were walking on the dock and one of them was texting and she missed the dock and walked right off the side!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and we were walking on the dock and one of them was texting and she missed the dock and walked right off the side!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Me and my friend were in Amsterdam, and had a 'little' too much to smoke, and this came on,
http://www!.rhapsody!.com/eekamouse
It's called Assassinator, I swear, I almost pissed myself laughing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.rhapsody!.com/eekamouse
It's called Assassinator, I swear, I almost pissed myself laughing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this guy in our class, when he was working on his homework during math, I think, the teacher comes beside him and the first thing he says to her is:
my butt's itchy!.
lol it's true!Www@Enter-QA@Com
my butt's itchy!.
lol it's true!Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day I had a little to much to smoke!.!. and me and my buddy walked to an elementary school and got on a school bus!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I walked into NYU right after I smoked, and I spent the next hour and a half going up and down in the elevator because because I was just enjoying the ride!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was watching an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus and drinking some soda!.!.!.and then a penguin exploded and I started laughing which made me choke on the soda!.
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