Post your silliest rap?!
Question: Post your silliest rap!?
Answers:
one time
i was in line
and i got out my dime
cause i wanted to buy windchimes
they went ding dong
what
ding dong
all day long
till i finished this song ohhhhhhh
hahaha that ones so stupiddWww@Enter-QA@Com
i was in line
and i got out my dime
cause i wanted to buy windchimes
they went ding dong
what
ding dong
all day long
till i finished this song ohhhhhhh
hahaha that ones so stupiddWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo! Yo!
I'm in this dizzle
with my fizzle
and I got my grizzle!.
A B C D E F G
I got a rap that's right for me!.
Rock the boat
Don't tip the boat over
Oh! Oh! Don't you got a rap!?
I do! I do!
Jerry Curl, got my girl!.
McDonald's!? I'm lovin' it!
Arby's is my house!.
My, My, My!
I saw mommy kissing santi claws!
Yo! Yo!
I got my rap!. There it is
Word!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm in this dizzle
with my fizzle
and I got my grizzle!.
A B C D E F G
I got a rap that's right for me!.
Rock the boat
Don't tip the boat over
Oh! Oh! Don't you got a rap!?
I do! I do!
Jerry Curl, got my girl!.
McDonald's!? I'm lovin' it!
Arby's is my house!.
My, My, My!
I saw mommy kissing santi claws!
Yo! Yo!
I got my rap!. There it is
Word!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well its in spanish, ill say it in english after!.
Me llamo Sally
soy inteligente estoy muy bien y soy interesante
Me gusta me gato, y me gusta me cuarto
pero no me gusta me hermano
El es feo y el es bajo
El es pesado y el es malo!.
Ben no es inteligente pero ben, el no es interesante!.
Ben y yo, yo y Ben
Nosotros son muy, muy bien!.
In english it is:
My name is Sally, I am smart, I am very happy, and I am interesting!.
I like my cat and I like my room but I don't like my brother!.
He is ugly and he is short, he is annoying and he is bad!.
Ben is not smart, but ben, he is interesting!.
Ben and I, I and Ben
We are very, very happy!.
In spanish it rhymes but in english it sounds really stupid lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Me llamo Sally
soy inteligente estoy muy bien y soy interesante
Me gusta me gato, y me gusta me cuarto
pero no me gusta me hermano
El es feo y el es bajo
El es pesado y el es malo!.
Ben no es inteligente pero ben, el no es interesante!.
Ben y yo, yo y Ben
Nosotros son muy, muy bien!.
In english it is:
My name is Sally, I am smart, I am very happy, and I am interesting!.
I like my cat and I like my room but I don't like my brother!.
He is ugly and he is short, he is annoying and he is bad!.
Ben is not smart, but ben, he is interesting!.
Ben and I, I and Ben
We are very, very happy!.
In spanish it rhymes but in english it sounds really stupid lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i wrote this two years ago its sooooooooo bad, for my history class about Calvin (you know the guy who started Calvanism) ok so here it is (DONT LAUGH)
Calvin is prude
Yet he is rude
And then quite crude
So I allude
About this dude
I think he’s bad
Some call him mad
Which I am glad
So then he’s sad
So then its war
Don’t mean to bore
He loves those wh*res
And his chores
Maybe even yours
He likes his s*x
Don’t mean to vex
I mean he’s next
To be hexedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Calvin is prude
Yet he is rude
And then quite crude
So I allude
About this dude
I think he’s bad
Some call him mad
Which I am glad
So then he’s sad
So then its war
Don’t mean to bore
He loves those wh*res
And his chores
Maybe even yours
He likes his s*x
Don’t mean to vex
I mean he’s next
To be hexedWww@Enter-QA@Com
EsgoBish Keeping It Goin'
Rhymes Like Fire, Keep Flowin'
Make 'Em Want To Do Hoe'in'
Google Is The Best Search Engine
Like Thousands Of People Peding!.!.!.
To Be My Friend On MySpace
Waitin' For The Cops To Bring The Chase,
Making This Rap On The Spot
The 1st Rap That I Have Ever Made That's Hot,
Chewing My Gum, Strawberry Flava
Come Here Girl Give Me The Paper
1st Ever Rap I Made LMFAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
Rhymes Like Fire, Keep Flowin'
Make 'Em Want To Do Hoe'in'
Google Is The Best Search Engine
Like Thousands Of People Peding!.!.!.
To Be My Friend On MySpace
Waitin' For The Cops To Bring The Chase,
Making This Rap On The Spot
The 1st Rap That I Have Ever Made That's Hot,
Chewing My Gum, Strawberry Flava
Come Here Girl Give Me The Paper
1st Ever Rap I Made LMFAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
im tha king i do things i bring bling bling
flyer than wings, no not buffalo i sing
i get rings!.!.!.!.im a dynasty like ming
im the 2nd best rapper ever!.!.!.1st is tha ying
yang twins!.!.!.!.!.!.!.im lookin 4 a ms!. fat booty
but i couldnt find a good 1!.!.!.cuz they had cooties
boss i floss at all costs even tho i shop at ross
not like ricky!.!.!.!.!.so kiss my *** & dont leave a hickey
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
flyer than wings, no not buffalo i sing
i get rings!.!.!.!.im a dynasty like ming
im the 2nd best rapper ever!.!.!.1st is tha ying
yang twins!.!.!.!.!.!.!.im lookin 4 a ms!. fat booty
but i couldnt find a good 1!.!.!.cuz they had cooties
boss i floss at all costs even tho i shop at ross
not like ricky!.!.!.!.!.so kiss my *** & dont leave a hickey
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
One day Omar came ova
And lit a spliff on my sofa
It burned through Sally's cho-cha
Lalalala
Chorus:
Muerte mi canto, YAHAHA
The super soaker filled with cola gonna bite
Dangle yo nuts from the dresser
And bang dem with a bongo
bongo bongo ooook Charlie Brown
Stick yo head up and get upWww@Enter-QA@Com
And lit a spliff on my sofa
It burned through Sally's cho-cha
Lalalala
Chorus:
Muerte mi canto, YAHAHA
The super soaker filled with cola gonna bite
Dangle yo nuts from the dresser
And bang dem with a bongo
bongo bongo ooook Charlie Brown
Stick yo head up and get upWww@Enter-QA@Com
Cuz' Im the Hiphopopotamous,
Rhymes a lil' like phospherous,
poppin' off the top of this esouphagus,
rockin this metropolis,
im not a large water breathing mamal,
where did you get that peposterous hypothesis!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Rhymes a lil' like phospherous,
poppin' off the top of this esouphagus,
rockin this metropolis,
im not a large water breathing mamal,
where did you get that peposterous hypothesis!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is the silly rap about crap!
it makes your mom wanna nap!
ok, here we go,
i like oreos,
they make me wanna go
,where,
out ther!?
dont stare
i dont care,
this is dumb
go eat a plum
and then sum
of dat good ole rum
YA BUM!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it makes your mom wanna nap!
ok, here we go,
i like oreos,
they make me wanna go
,where,
out ther!?
dont stare
i dont care,
this is dumb
go eat a plum
and then sum
of dat good ole rum
YA BUM!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Rap:
Getch yo oompa loompa doo-pi-dee
lookin' a** *****! Who lookin' a** *****!?
You lookin' a** *****! All up in my face, lookin' a** *****!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Getch yo oompa loompa doo-pi-dee
lookin' a** *****! Who lookin' a** *****!?
You lookin' a** *****! All up in my face, lookin' a** *****!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo, yo, youza ho, ho, so uze got to go, goWww@Enter-QA@Com
dear mum,
I'm glad you ain't no bum,
you look like the sun,
now i'm done!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm glad you ain't no bum,
you look like the sun,
now i'm done!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo Yo O_o mister jack in the house yall !
My middle name is bling I do my own thing
Bye byeWww@Enter-QA@Com
My middle name is bling I do my own thing
Bye byeWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't do silly rap!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm the GOAT and u know this
So give me the bread like HOVISWww@Enter-QA@Com
So give me the bread like HOVISWww@Enter-QA@Com
Rap sucks crap, Yo!Www@Enter-QA@Com