HELP i cant remeber what this song is called! its driving me crazyyyyy?!

is it like a juno song
by kimya dawson

i was quiet as a mouse when
i snuk into your house
and took rooffies wiht your spouse
in a nit and out of louse!.!.!.


if it is


its called

So Nice So Smart - Kimya dAwson

if it isnt, i recomend downloading it its amazing aha (:Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I JUST GO NUTS AT CHRISTMAS
JORGI JORGENSON

or!.!.

So Nice So Smart by Kimya Dawson

was quiet as a mouse
when i snuck into your house
and took roofies with your spouse
in a nit and out a louse
and lice are lousy all the time
they suck your blood drink your wine
say shut up and quit your crying
give it time and you'll be fine

you're so nice and you're so smart
you're such a good friend i hafta break your heart
tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart
just pretend i didn't tear your world apart

i like boys with strong convictions
and convicts with perfect diction
underdogs with good intentions
amputees with stamp collections
plywood skinboards ride the ocean
salty noses suntan lotion
always seriously joking
and rambunctiously soft-spoken
i like boys that like their mothers
and i have a thing for brothers
but they always wait til we're under the covers
to say i'm sure glad we're not lovers

you're so nice and you're so smart
you're such a good friend i hafta break your heart
tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart
just pretend i didn't tear your world apart

i like my new bunnysuit
i like my new bunnysuit
i like my new bunnysuit
when i wear it i feel cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com

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If its an old one, I know of this one:

I'll tell you of a burglar boy
that went to rob a house,
He opened the window, then crept in
as quiet as any mouse;
Looked for a place to conceal himself
while all went fast asleep,
"And now," said he to the family,
"I will take a quiet sneak!."

Under the bed the burglar crept
and he lay quite close to the wall,
He never thought it was an old maid's room
or he wouldn't've gone there at all;
Thinking of the money he'd get,
as under the bed he lay,
At nine o'clock he saw a sight
that made his hair turn grey!.

At nine o'clock the old maid came in,
"'Dear me I'm tired," she said,
Sure thinking everything was alright
she never looked under the bed;
She took out her teeth and her big glass eye
and her hair right off of her head,
And this burglar he had seventeen fits
as he lay there under the bed!.

From under the bed the burglar crept,
he looked a total wreck,
The old maid, she being wide awake,
she grabbed him by the neck;
The old maid wasn't frightened at all
she looked as cool as a clam,
"How now," said she, "My prayers are heard:
Thank God, I've found my man!."

The old maid drew a revolver out
and to the burglar said,
"It you don't consent to marry me
I'll blow off the back of your head!."
The burglar looked around the room
to see where he could scoot,
He thought of her teeth and her big glass eye
and he said, "For God's sake, shoot!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I drove all night- roy orbison
!.!.!. crept in your room, woke you from your sleep, to make love to you, is that all right ah ha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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