What are your Favorite Lil Wayne Metaphors and Similes?!
Question: Mine gotta be
Im bad Naw really im good sounds like a t-rex live under my hood
Im Married to that crazy ***** call me kevin Federlin
Im Untouched like a box of Pumas
Answers: Mine gotta be
Im bad Naw really im good sounds like a t-rex live under my hood
Im Married to that crazy ***** call me kevin Federlin
Im Untouched like a box of Pumas
some of my favorites........from various songs
Hard Hat No But I Got The Tool On,
And You Should B My Paper If Ever The Tools Drawn,
Flow Retarded When I Spit I Ghet My Drool On,
I Don't Rap I Just Sh*t Like A Newborn,
I Don't Write I Just Spit Like A Toothgone,
So Tell Them Haters Cut It Out Like A Coupon
And I Might Do The Spurs Sittin On Them Tim Duncan
And In The LAMBOURGINI I Do Donuts Like Dunkin
I'm A Beast I'm A Dog I Should Rap With A Muzzle
Peyton Manning Flow I Just Go No Huddle
Been done had cake day late like Anne Sullivan
Fly like an eagle but no I'm no Donovan
Boy you better go eat some soup with your mom n' them
Scary movie be screaming when I rhyme
I'm a 'King' you can ask 'Steven' if I'm lying
George Gervin I'm A Get My Chill
In The New Edition Yeah I Get My Johnny Gill
Only Talk To Models Yeah I Get My Seal On
Just relax like a fresh new perm
Tryna tell you I can kick it like Liu Kang n*gga
Got the Sub-Zero flow how you want me ma
N*gga get over here like Scorpion
And when it comes down to this recording
I must be Lebron James if he's Jordan
No, I want ringsfor my performance
I'm more Kobe Bryant of an artist
Same coach, same game, been starting
Then I make 'sense' make dollars
Make the skinny girl holla
Make the fat girl hungry
Make the ugly girls want me
But the pretty girls on me
Make the shy girls horny
Make the fly girls corny
Ok You Wanna Zombie Mover Instead,
That's When You Walk In Ya House And Everybody Dead
My gang Go Saddam Hussein And Missile Launch
Listen Ma, I Don't Know Karate, But After The Brain, I Kick You Out
I'm The Man In This B*tch, They Say Money Talks Well...
I'm Tha Ventriloquist,
If Love Like A Grocery, I Juss Bag A B*tch,
And You Kno I'm Gonna Score Like Deion After Picks
Yellow Diamond Ring Lookin Like A Little Funyun
Stayin On My Toes You Can Call Me Pall Bunyon
Only If I Say That She Can Touch It Like Busta
But She Might Touch Ya And Burn U Like Usher
holla, it is Lil Weezy
They cannot see me, they are like Stevie
It's a new game and I'm the coach like Avery
Leave it to the flow and get the dough like a bakery
Even deaf b*tches say "Hi" to me, she tell a blind b*tch and she say "I gotta see"
You don't wanna crash like l-l-la bamba
(the singer of the song La Bamba, Ritchie Valens, died in a plane crash, now it should make sense)
(I got King Kong in the trunk)... and I feed him banana clips,
And let him sing like Gladys Knight and the Pips
I'm just sticking to the muthaf*ckin manuscript,
Understand I'm tryin to get the chips and the dip.
F*ck em F*ck em F*ck em, Even If They celibate
I Know Tha Game Is Crazy, It's More Crazy Than It's Eva Been
I'm Married To That Crazy B*tch, Call Me Kevin Federline
N*gga It's Just Me And My Guitar
Yeah B*tch I'm Heavy Metalin and
You Can Get Tha F*ckin "Lead Zepelin"
And Dear Mista Ronald Williams, To You
I Shall Foreva Give Thanks Like A Pilgrim
Mel Gibson Flow Lethal Weapon, Book em Danny
Down goes Frazier I aint talking Kelsey Grammar
The Only Time I'll wear Depends Is When
I'm Seventy Years Old That's When I Can't Hold My Sh*t Within, So I Sh*t On MySelf
Cause I'm So Sick And Tired Of Sh*ttin On Everybody Else
Got more clips then any movie you saw
On top of my sh*t like flies
I Got This B*tch On Lock Like San Quentin
I got this b*tch on lock like a closed door
Vault in the bedroom babygirl we safe
Life Is A Short A Midget Told Me That
And I Always Thought I Was Fly Like I Had A Pidgeon On My Back
Tha Falls
I'm Like Niagra
But I Got Right Back Up Like Viagra
All About A Dollar Like 4 Quarters
My Flow Would Have To Plead Insanity
So sick I need greys anatomy
Acid
Like A Bust Open Battery
I'm Icy Like Carrot Cake
Different Color Diamonds
Make Me Look Like A Salad Plate
Now give me the mic and I rock like a f*ckin fossil
Man, I got old bread like stale biscuits
You feelin froggy all you gotta do is yell ribbit
Turn your azz to a statue like an exhibit
Weezy From The Dirty South Ya The Dirtiest B*tch But I'm Clean Like A Virgin In Detergent And Sh*t
I'm All About My Bread
Like A Seseme Seed
I'm tryna be polite, but you b*tches in my hair like the f*ckin po-LICE
I am the real "deal" no pickle
I bless her as if she sneezed
My flows goin off, I'm so sick all I gotta do is cough
I got more hoods than a coat store
Stick it to the script like java
And I'll be the teacher like Steve Hightower
Cause all my kicks fly like lu kang
Old player new game
I'm focused I'm thinking like I got two brains
I am the sh*t & they just poop stains
N*ggaz know I'm sick I don't spit I vomit,
Got it?
One egg short of the omelet
I spit sh*t rhymes call me halitosis
.................there are alot more but i got tired
the boys metaphores are wack in general but that untouched line was dope....so Ill go with that......Or the one on the Cannon song where he like
I got a towl on
I aim at your moon and get my howl on
lil wayne is garbage.
some of them are wack
None, cause they all suck.
***** Say Weezy Make It Rain, I Say ***** I Ain't God.
The only time I will depend is when I'm seventy years old. That's when I can't hold my sh!t within so I sh!t on myself. Cause I'm so sick and tired of sh!tting on everybody else
Real sh!t I'm ducking bombs from a drug war,
no religion but the cops swear that I'm a drug lord
Even deaf b!tches say "hi" to me. She tell a blind b#tch and she say "I got to see"
They tellin me I'm the sh!t like a n!gga don't piss
But n!gga don't slip cause I'll kill a punk b#tch
Ask ya reverend bout me, I'm the young God
Wanna be me and don't even understand me
Could'nt see me even if you was standin with me
My n!ggaz call me little Russell Crowe for my beautiful mind. And I let you do the time I do the crime
"ya boy's so sweet make her wanna lick the rapper/ so i let her lick the rapper" -it's me btches rmx
"life is short, yea a midget told me that/ and i always thought i was fly like i had a pigeon on my back" -im a beast
"in the game im manning up like eli" - grew up a screw up
I will hit you in the head like Vonage
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You're like 44, I got a 44, I'm 24
I could murk you and come home when I'm 44
-Beat Without Bass
I'm probably in the sky, flying with the fishes,
Or maybe in the ocean, swimming with the pigeons
-Skys The Limit
Feet Hangin' Out Da Window Jock My Shoe Game
Cuz All My Kickz Fly Like Liu Kang
-Dey Know(Remix)