Best Hip Hop Punchlines?!
Question: Name a few by some good artists.
Answers: Name a few by some good artists.
Just one example:
"Yo, yo I was speakin, to my guy 'Riq and
How she was desperately seekin to Organize in a Konfusion
Using no protection, told H.E.R. on Resurrection
Caught in the Hype Williams, and lost H.E.R. direction
Getting eight in sections where I wouldn't eat H.E.R.
An under the counter love, so Silently I Treat H.E.R.
Her Daddy'll beat H.E.R., eyes all Puff-ed
In the mix on tape, n-ggas had her in the buff
When we touch, it was more than just a F-ck
The Police, in her I found peace (like who?)
Like Malcolm in the East"
-Common, from Act Too (Love of My Life)
hate to say it Lil Wayne is a punchline artist.
but the best artists for PL's are Lupe..Nas.Eminem
no lines coming to mind though
The entire Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde.
ll cool j- "Ask Canibus, he ain't understanding this
Cause 99 percent of his fans don't exist."
rakim- "After 12, Im worse than a gremlin
Feed me hip-hop and I start trembling"
CASSIDY- IM YOUR DAD YOU SHOULD THANK MY D**K
50 CENT- YOU SIT YOUR 5 DOLLA A** DOWN BEFORE I MAKE CHANGE
JAY-Z- IM ABOUT A DOLLA WHAT THE F*** IS 50 CENT
PAPOOSE- I LEAVE YA FAMILY MOURNING LIKE BREAKFAST
LLOYD BANKS- THE ONLY TRIGGER YOU TOUCH IS ON THE GAS PUMP
LUDACRIS- IM SO HOOD THAT LUDACRIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON THE ORIGINAL VERSION
CASSIDY- WHEN I SEE YOUR CAR IMA JACKET LIKE BURLINGTON
BIGGIE- N**GAS IS MAD I GET MORE BUTT THAN ASHTRAYS
CANNIBUS- AINT NO WHERE TO RUN WHEN I CONFRONT YA, I CALL YA BLUFF LIKE IT HAD A PHONE NUMBA
BIG L- ASK BEAVIS I GET NOTHING BUT BUTT-HEAD
BIG L- IM SO AHEAD OF MY TIME MY PARENTS DIDN'T HAVE ME YET
LILWAYNE- I BEEN HOT SINCE 81 AND I WAS BORN IN 82
LLOYD BANKS- I DON'T REALLY EXCERCISE BUT I PUSH UP ON A B**CH
THERES LIKE 50 MORE
THIS WHOLE EMINEM VERSE
"I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin
with instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started
These f*ckin brats can't sing and Britney's garbage
What's this b*tch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in magazines smiling
Whatever happened to whylin out and bein violent?
Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' fashioned
passionate ***-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken?
New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of dick
Boy/girl groups make me sick
And I can't wait 'til I catch all you ******* in public
I'ma love it.. (hahaha)
Vanilla Ice don't like me (uh-uh)
Said some sh*t in Vibe to spite me (yup)
Then went and dyed his hair just like me (hehe)
A bunch of little kids wanna swear just like me
and run around screamin, "I don't care, just bite me" (nah nah)
I think I was put here to annoy the world
and destroy your little 4-year-old boy or girl
Plus I was put here to put fear in ******* who spray Faygo Root Beer
and call themselves "Clowns" cause they look queer
Faggot2Dope and Silent Gay
Claimin Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away (f*ckin punks)
And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you f*ckin ******* the f*ck out
Ask 'em about the club they was at when they snuck out
after they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out
(AHHH!) Ducked down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow!
Look at y'all runnin your mouth again
when you ain't seen a f*ckin Mile Road, South of 10
And I don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two females
in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee Nails
"Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim Anus
I don't get f*cked in mine like you two little flaming *******"
Brother Ali - They probably thought I was born yesterday, right? Well muthafuker, I stayed up all night.
Ras Kass - When i die bury me butt naked and face down in the grass, so i can f**k the world while y'all kiss my a*s
Honestly I pick any line from Second Round K.O. by Canibus but I'll say
"You walk around showin off your body cause it sells
Plus to avoid the fact that you aint got skills"
"Ay yo Dre, stick to producin'.
Callin' me Arnold, but you been-a-dick
Eazy E saw your *** and went in it quick."
"I don't care if you Mobb Deep, I hold triggers to crews
You little f*ck, I've got money stacks bigger than you"
Lil Wayne- im a libra and my sign is a scale if the sh*t don't measure up then somebody getting Killed
Lil wayne- lil wayne's the president f*ck em even if they celibate
Lil wayne-the game is crazy its more crazy than its ever been,im married to that crazy b*tch just call me kevin federline
any line from any tech n9ne song..he is an amazing lyricist!!