How metal am I? True metal fans answer only.?!
Question: Alright so I am SO metal and I hang out with all of these people who have lip peircings and look like rebels, just like me. We're so hardcore and tough!! RAWR.
Anyways, there was this girl who had normal hair, no piercings, and dressed average (how UNMETAL) who asked to see my full-of-metal-ipod. So i gave it to her and she started laughing and saying that the songs I listen to were not metal at all! But they SO are! I mean, HOW can you say this if not metal?
Miley Cyrus
Avril Lavigne
Paramore
Jonas Brothers
Hawthorne Heights
Panic! at the disco
Green Day
Sum 41
Good Charlotte
Simple Plan
Yellowcard
Blink 182.
Thats hardcore metal, and she's denying it. So I asked to see her ipod - she told me that not all of it was metal, but some was. So i took it, and I saw a bunch of bands I had never heard of, and the ones I did know, like System of a Down, are GRANDPA bands.
How metal am I?
Answers: Alright so I am SO metal and I hang out with all of these people who have lip peircings and look like rebels, just like me. We're so hardcore and tough!! RAWR.
Anyways, there was this girl who had normal hair, no piercings, and dressed average (how UNMETAL) who asked to see my full-of-metal-ipod. So i gave it to her and she started laughing and saying that the songs I listen to were not metal at all! But they SO are! I mean, HOW can you say this if not metal?
Miley Cyrus
Avril Lavigne
Paramore
Jonas Brothers
Hawthorne Heights
Panic! at the disco
Green Day
Sum 41
Good Charlotte
Simple Plan
Yellowcard
Blink 182.
Thats hardcore metal, and she's denying it. So I asked to see her ipod - she told me that not all of it was metal, but some was. So i took it, and I saw a bunch of bands I had never heard of, and the ones I did know, like System of a Down, are GRANDPA bands.
How metal am I?
HAHA!!!
nah, this joke is getting old.
You need to regroup
lol, i really hope ur joking!! OMG!
Not Metal at all, your pop diva metal, ;isten to like Metallica, Megadeth, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Reality check....you aren't metal!!!!
Try listeing to...
Overkill
Children Of Bodom
Led Zeppelin
Slayer
Pantera
Black Sabbath
Dark Tranquility
In Flames
Chamaira
Bloodsimple
I See Stars
The Devil Wears Prada
Falconer
1349
Raintime
Nevermore
Have you even heard of any of those bands?
jesus christ i hope this is a joke
haha...you're funny.
LOL yeah you are right. Miley Cyrus defines metal, and no band can keep up with the technical thrashing of the Jonas Brothers LOL.
I would laugh too if you showed me your ipod with the bands....I have no piercings, no tattoos, my hair style is normal and I dont wear all black and I am metal...you are not.
Yeah this is a joke.... Wait is it?
NOT metal at all. that is nothing but pure POP. You might as well have said you like Britney Spears.
You could pierce your**** and you would still be a Pop Princess.
wtf, you suck your not metal. the girl with normal hair was metal.
Did she or did she not laugh her brains out?
lmao is this a joke? Metal is like System of a down and bands that sound alot like them. What you are listening to can be described as Rock, Punk Rock, Alternative, Pop Rock. Thats what i listen to too so dont freak out
i felt like stabbing myself when i read that for some reason dont know why, you better not be serious, THIS is metal, you listen to like... soft pop
Get psycho, I wanna get psycho
Get psycho, I wanna wanna wanna wanna, I wanna get psycho
Run you little *****
I want your power glowing, juicy flowing, red hot, meaning of life
It's not enough to have a little taste
I want the whole damn thing now
Can you dig it?
Need to get psycho
wanna hear you say it
say, you want it, need it
Don't wanna wait until we finish the show
It's not enough, you hunger for more
You're one twisted little ****
And now you wanna get psycho with me
[x4]
Give in, give in, decide, give in,
[Chorus]
Scratch my itch
Give me your power glowing, juicy flowing red hot, meaning of life
It's not enough to have a little piece
I want the whole damn thing now
Can you dig it?
Need to get psycho
Wanna hear you scream
Tell me to take you, scare you, **** you
After we finish the show
It's not enough, you listening whore?
You're one twisted little ****
And now you wanna get psycho with me
[x4]
Give in, give in, decide, give in,
I can feel the blood, flowing through my veins
Spilling on my soul
And now the hunger's getting bigger
Come a little closer now pretentious whore and pull my trigger
Free the violence that is building in me
I say now end of the ride, murder suicide
Is how I've been feelin' lately
Come a little closer my pretentious whore I'm living with a feeling that I can't ignore
Come a little closer my pretentious whore I'm living with a feeling that I can't ignore
Come a little closer my pretentious whore I'm living with a feeling that i can't ignore
And the need to get psycho is not a question to me
[6x]
Get, get, get, get, get psycho
I wanna get psycho
I wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna
now there is a metal song
No thats not metal, not hardcore.
Hannah montana?
Not very, it doesnt matter how many piercings you have or how many colors in your hair or who you hang out with.
It seems more like your a poser.
Not to offend you.
You are so far from metal it's not funny. Lip piercings and certain ways of dressing do not make a metal-head. It's attitude and what you listen to.
Until you can hang with those of us that like Exodus, Shadows Fall, Pantera, Slayer and the like, you can't call yourself a metal-head.
totally not metal...U need to see a doctor.
system of a down are class! it depends what you call metal? but the bands that you have listed are no where nr metal !ALL COZ U GOT peircings dont make you hard! your what u call being a grebo! i used to be goth , then i grew up i still listern to metal , indrustral, 80s metal and numetal but all come under the heading rock! i will do you a break down marilyn manson ,
ramstein,
type o neg,
pantera,
therapy,
slayer
,nin,
s.o.a.d ,
metalica,
sisters of mercy
, fear factory
, iron maiden,
minastry,
but i also like prog rock pink floyd and have a soft spot for 30 seconds to mars
you poor crazy person you, I dont think hanna montanna is a hardcore metal musician..........im sorry but i ind it very weird how you call yourself metal from these bands....Just to be nice....how about not trying to be something your not. I'm not meaning to put you down but you dont have to be metal to be kool...
You are sooooooo stupid!!How old are you?? Most "real metal-heads" don't even dress like metal-heads because posers dress like metal-heads. You probably look like a bitc.h with your piercings. What you listen to is NOT Metal!! You' re not metal at all! YOU ARE A POSER BITC.H!! I hope I don't see you in the streets because you will regret asking this question!! Where do you live??
Wow, as everyone else said, I sure as hell hope this is a joke.
Some true metal bands would be:
-In Flames
-Blind Guardian
-Wintersun
-Kalmah
-Nightwish
-Arch Enemy
-Norther
-Nile
-etc.
But Hannah Montana and Jonas Brothers do not even come close to a metal band. That's like a disgrace to all the metal fans out there. Do you even know how hard some of these musicians that I listed work to make great music for you? The instrumentals involved take years to master and you're trying to tell us that all these pop bands are better. Wow, you seriously need help if this isn't a joke...
And FYI, you don't have to dress "hardcore" to listen to metal music. Only posers feel the need to do that.
Please tell me you're joking....
sorry, someone already beat you to the joke, except they told it with an asian person, not a girl with normal hair.
totally metal!
im just wondering, what do you consider pop?
Wow, that is some hardcore stuff right there.
XD
i would like to think this is a joke, but this is the same person that said the clash werent punk.
not metal, not even close. I don't see anything on that list even a little metal.
So far from metal it's not even funny.
Here's metal -
Strapping Young Lad
Lamb of God
Dimmu Borgir
Cradle Of Filth
In Flames
Children of Bodom
Darkest Hour
Behemoth
Chthonic
Devil Driver
Kataklysm
The Showdown
DAATH
Mastodon
Rammstein
Old Man's Child
Runemagick
Pantera
Texas Metal Alliance
Static-X
Amon Amarth
Necrophagist
Iced Earth
Gorgoroth
Godkiller
Satyricon
Asmodeus
diSEMBOWLEMENT
Emperor
Nightfall
Sunn O)))
All That Remains
One Man Army and The Undead Quartet
Gojira
Zao
Heaven Shall Burn
Soilwork
Six Feet Under
Visceral Evisceration
Thorr's Hammer
Minstry
Bal-Sagoth
Carpathian Forest
Hecate Enthroned
Luca Turilli
Symphony X
Rhapsody of Fire
Metallica
Nightwish
Slayer
Slipknot
Godsmack
Dir En Grey
Little girl, you make me want to laugh. The most metal thing I have are stretched earlobes. You're nothing but a wee poser.
you are not metal at all! those bands that you listed above are described as pop, alternative, rock. btw how is Miley Cyrus/jonas brothers metal? ! haha i got a good laugh at this! :)
the person above me has some good metal bands and when i mean metal....its real metal music!
U R so0o awzum. wil U B my GF??