Favorite Lil Wayne Line?!
Question: Dear Mr. Toilet
I'm the sh**
Answers: Dear Mr. Toilet
I'm the sh**
But since im the president ill b a lil more politic
Im chillin in the clinic, cus das how many nurses i got workin on my diz-ick
Snakes in the grass, rats, lizards,
Around here snitches dont exist like wizards.
The one that he OD's on and dies.
(that's a reference to cocaine in case you're confused)
Im fresher than a mufucka, yea I'm a mufucka
how *** therez two ladies, but aint no two waynes
and also
i dont noe wut u do, but i do thingz
1.im bad, im rad, and u n*ggas just squares like plaid. -Im RAW
2. yeah baby we ballin l;ike rawlings and spalding. - top back
3. Damn she bad, damn she thick, and i may not know perfect, but damn she it! - promise!
" ***** please we on J-E-T'S like Curtis Martin and White with Green"- how you like me now
'im so crazy, but if u play crazy you'll be sleepin with dasies, its such a habeet, oops I meant habit, and my drink still pinker than the easter rabbit, and im still cole like keshias family'
- Barry Bonds
I get nasty wit them ho's but I don't piss on them, that's R.Kelly but weezy take a sh*t on dem
when he's says that I'm fresher than a newborn. clever line. i think it's from the chrsi brown song, he's featured in.
"Got the microphone wet, cause my words like seduction"
"It's my ocean baby, yall n*ggas is tuna"
"Had to ditch my old b*tch, gettin sloppy with the product"
"don't be surprised if she asks where the cash at. "
if ya cant swallow, shut up bitc* gargle
I got bitches on my stick but my name aint harry potter.
If she doesn't wear her panties then i **** her on sight
got butter on bresd like parkay!
I hate pillows it ***** my pillows up.