Ya'll wanna have *SO MORE* fun right quick? (Senseless Rap Pt. 2)?!
Question: In case you missed the first question: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/;_ylc=... what we're basically doing is imitating obscure rappers who make *NO SENSE*, but have hardcore backpackers givin them props like they're "real hip hop"... here's mine lol
Ayo the checkered floor, is synonymous with the checkerboard/
untied moms at birth, the umblical cord/
and still stand against the lord is Jay Leno/
chin checks checked chin chan spammin the riddle/
until the ceilin fans are due, thats when ya man's like glue/
elmer's the cow that i'm killin, hamburger grillin/
with a pencil in one hand and spatula in the other/
he's bakin till Japan's my cover/
word to my mother!/
WHAT SON WHAT?!?! I'M SPAZZIN ON THESE CATS!!!
Answers: In case you missed the first question: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/;_ylc=... what we're basically doing is imitating obscure rappers who make *NO SENSE*, but have hardcore backpackers givin them props like they're "real hip hop"... here's mine lol
Ayo the checkered floor, is synonymous with the checkerboard/
untied moms at birth, the umblical cord/
and still stand against the lord is Jay Leno/
chin checks checked chin chan spammin the riddle/
until the ceilin fans are due, thats when ya man's like glue/
elmer's the cow that i'm killin, hamburger grillin/
with a pencil in one hand and spatula in the other/
he's bakin till Japan's my cover/
word to my mother!/
WHAT SON WHAT?!?! I'M SPAZZIN ON THESE CATS!!!
YEA!!! GO SENSELESS RAP!!
Evil drops with atomic bombs, the needle flops with sonic wrongs, the onyx on, blow heads into lethargic moms!!the spark is gone, cuz I'm sharp with song, park on your front lawn with the harness on so that I can bark till the stars are gone...evil will
crush-and-destroy-with-the-power-of-si...
buck-and-deloy; spit-the-tower-of-tarot-cards
the-mission-is-toyed, leave-the-flower-of-berreta's-scarred
you-risk-and-avoid, the-hour-of-better-is-jarred
cuz you ain't sh!t-with-the-loins-cuz-my-fetters-are-t...
Don't get it twisted, my sh!t is straight like a tree
The sun shines bright, I'm blind but yet I can still see
Jumping on these fools like Tigger on a trampoline
Cast me as an extra I'm still stealing the scene
When I speak, I say nothing but people hear words I spit
I still bowl a perfect game while I'm left with a 7-10 split
So slick, I can make you hit the bottom of a bottomless pit
I'm a shadow that stays dark, no matter how many candles are lit
I'm not really good at making no sense, but hell I tried my best...
IF U A MAD MAN/OR A WHACK MAN
MAYBE LITTLE BLACK GUY/ WITH A HIPHOP HI-FI
A WHITE COOL CAT/ WITH A L.A. HAT
MAYBE IS LEATHER AND STUDS WHERE YOU'RE AT
MAKE THE MOST OF EVERY DAY
DON'T LET HARD TIMES STAND IN YOUR WAY
MAN WHO GIVES A DAMN ANYWAY
CUZ THE BENEFIT GANG ARE GONNA PAY!
EVERYONE LIKES ME CUZ MY FLOW IS RIGHT
NO ONE CANT SAY N E THING BECAUSE THIS SO TIGHT
Ayo, the side effects of Canibus, canceling animus/
Enhancing the stamina like rampant and amped animals/
Damage is manifest in the power of nuclear centrifuges/
Primed, and weaponized, my mind got twenty-nine uses/
Refined in every line inside, the firepower of my rhymes/
Were divined by every religion and science/
By my engine's design, my piston and spine/
Are still in top form while you going into decline/
lol. Doing Bis is harder than I thought. I think it sounds like him, tho.
Youre stoopid for this Aim...this is too funny...but true