I am starting a new religion.?!


Question: I call it Bachotology, or Bachaphilia for you hard core Baroque fanatics. I will be the leader, and my subjects must visit the Holy sight at St. Thomas Church in Leipzig, and stand before the resting place of the great master.
For the glory of the true God, unlike the cult Scientology, we will wage war with counterpoints and fugue's, Gigues, Preludes, and Fantasia's. This is a worldwide peace musical war to see if these Tom Cruise freaks can keep up with that, as they do their cheesy militaristic salutes, and sing to the tunes of supercalifragilisticespialidocious...bla... blah.
Who's with me? If I can get enough supporters, I will send out T-shirts with the great JS Bach, and play Fantasia in Cm for Clavier over loadspeaker.
I count on your support. No donations necessary.


Answers: I call it Bachotology, or Bachaphilia for you hard core Baroque fanatics. I will be the leader, and my subjects must visit the Holy sight at St. Thomas Church in Leipzig, and stand before the resting place of the great master.
For the glory of the true God, unlike the cult Scientology, we will wage war with counterpoints and fugue's, Gigues, Preludes, and Fantasia's. This is a worldwide peace musical war to see if these Tom Cruise freaks can keep up with that, as they do their cheesy militaristic salutes, and sing to the tunes of supercalifragilisticespialidocious...bla... blah.
Who's with me? If I can get enough supporters, I will send out T-shirts with the great JS Bach, and play Fantasia in Cm for Clavier over loadspeaker.
I count on your support. No donations necessary.

Sign me up! My daily mantra is 'you can never listen to enough Bach'. Heaven is a the 'Grand Passacaglia' played on an organ with a 64 foot pedal C!!

Sounds unacceptable.

your not that smart are you

I'm in only if somebody gets crucified.

get a life!how do you think you are?

If I saw this notice when I was in junior high school, I would have leaped at the opportunity and quickly become one of your charter members.

PS Are you sure Bachotheism might not be a better name?

wow,
you've got built-in disciples what with all the Bach sons available to carry on the holy work. Not bad.
Will there a side chapel to Wilhelm Friedemann and Johann Christoph as well? But please leave out Peter Schickele, ok?

Your delusional.



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