What's your favorite sarcastic line from a song?!
Question: "No jkjkjk lololol. I heart your f*cking makeup, omg I love your hair. Is that a new tattoo, did that piercing f*cking hurt? No jkjkjk lololol"
Fersure - The Medic Droid
Answers: "No jkjkjk lololol. I heart your f*cking makeup, omg I love your hair. Is that a new tattoo, did that piercing f*cking hurt? No jkjkjk lololol"
Fersure - The Medic Droid
you are a sell-out, but you couldn't even do that right.
so you're price tag has been slashed and now you're chillin on the half priced clearance rack.
-cute is what we aim for.
i hate everything about you,,, ugly joe
"what's so civil about war anyway?"
Civil War- Guns N' Roses
Anything by Weird Al.
" By the way, which ones pink?" from Have a Cigar - Pink Floyd... would u count that as sarcastic?
"So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this song and hold a lover close?"
"Just for the record, the weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of: A. Indifference or B. Disinterest in what the critics say."
"Well, she's not bleeding on the ballroom floor
Just for the attention.
Cause that's just ridiculously on. "
"Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction
Forgive our sins
Forged at the pulpit with forked tongues selling faux sermons.
'Cause I am a new wave gospel sharp, and you'll be thy witness
So gentlemen, if you're gonna preach, for God sakes preach with conviction!"
Sorry for the Panic at the Disco love.
Ugly Joe, and ...And Justice For All is pretty biting too.
Ben Folds: Rockin' The Suburbs
"let me tell ya'll what it's like
being male, middle class and white"
"and i am sorry my conscience called in sick again" - fall out boy's "i slept with someone in fall out boy and all i got was this song written about me"
"i'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song" - fall out boy's "sugar we're goin' down"
"baby seasons change people don't" - fall out boy's "the takeover the break's over"
(pretty much ALL of fall out boy's stuff actually)
collective soul's "december"... the ENTIRE song.
"don't change don't change come around here don't wear my heart on you sleeve like a highschool letter" - matchbox twenty's "busted"
Fats Domino's "ain't that a shame".
"you're lieing and cheating really tore us apart please don't come home unless you wanna break my momma's heart" - hootie and the blowfish's "running from an angel"
and then the title of mayday parade's "i'd hate to be you when people find out what this song's about"
Pretty much the entire song "Hooker with a Penis" by Tool
I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a
Dope Beastie t, nipple rings, and
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT,
From '92,
The first EP.
And in between
Sips of Coke
He told me that
He thought
We were sellin' out,
Layin' down,
Suckin' up
To the man.
Well now I've got some
A-dvice for you, little buddy.
Before you point the finger
You should know that
I'm the man,
And if I'm the man,
Then you're the man, and
He's the man as well so you can
Point that fuckin' finger up your ***.
All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb ****.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.
I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip ****,
And you bought one.
So I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger
You should know that
I'm the man,
If I'm the fuckin' man
Then you're the fuckin' man as well
So you can
Point that fuckin' finger up your ***.
All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb ****.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.
I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip ****,
And you bought one.
All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on TV
Is a product
Begging for your
Fatass dirty
Dollar
So...Shut up and
Buy my new record
Send more money
**** you, buddy.
"I'd rather be with an ANIMAL."
"But the guilt in your voice gives you away.
Yeah, you know what I mean (know what I mean)
How does it feel when you kiss when you know that I trust you
And do you think about me when he fucks you?
Could you be more obscene? (be more obscene)
So don’t try to say you’re sorry, or try to make it right.
And don’t waste your breath because it’s too late, it’s too late"--Simple Plan--Your Love Is A Lie
she starts her new diet of liquor and dick.
bring me the horizon
Coldplay's Don't Panic
"We live in a beautiful world"
true love lives on lollipops and crisps
-true love waits, radiohead
probably i would have to go with a line from The Union Underground's song "trip with jesus" that goes:
"im a junkie, god is gay".......its funny, sarcastic and somewhat real and serious at the same time....one of my all time favorite lines....it goes deeper than just those 6 words.....it somehow fits in perfectly with a song called "Trip With Jesus"....lol
"Loving you was like loving the dead"
Type O Negative - Black #1
i never really hated a one true god
but the god of the people i hated
marilyn manson
"If memories were all I played,
I'd rather drive a truck."
- Rick Nelson, "Garden Party"
"Mama's gonna make all of your nightmares come true. Mama's gonna put all her fears into you". Mother, Pink Floyd (The Wall).
John Lennon -How do you sleep ? 1970
You live with freaks who tell you was king,you mustve learnt something in all those years...how do you sleep ? how do you sleep at night ?
The sound you make is musak to my ears,the only thing you wrote was Yesterday,and since your gone your just another day ? ,a pretty face may last a year or two,but pretty soon wer"e gonna see what you can do ? How do you sleep,how do you sleep at night ?