Cowboy Logic (can you answer these questions?)?!
Question: 1.If it's a fence ?
2.If it's a dollar bill?
3.It it's a load?
4.If it's a punch?
5.If she's a lady?
6.If it's a job?
7.If it's a horse?
8.If it hurts?
Answers: 1.If it's a fence ?
2.If it's a dollar bill?
3.It it's a load?
4.If it's a punch?
5.If she's a lady?
6.If it's a job?
7.If it's a horse?
8.If it hurts?
If it's a fence, mend it.
If it's a dollar bill, spend it
Before if burns a hole down in them jeans
If It it's a load, truck it.
If it's a punch, duck it.
If she's a lady, treat her like a queen
If it's a job, do it. Put your back in to it.
'Cause a little bit of dirt's gonna wash off in the rain
If it's a horse, ride it. If it hurts, hide it.
Dust yourself off and get back on again.
If it's a fence, mend it.
If it's a dollar bill, spend it
It it's a load, truck it.
If it's a punch, duck it.
If she's a lady, treat her like a queen
If it's a job, do it.
If it's a horse, ride it.
If it hurts, hide it.
Those are correct, but on #3, I always heard 'if it's a load, haul it'. some folks too poor to have trucks & used a wagon.
mend it
spend it
haul it
duck it
?
?
ride it
hide it