Whats is the afroman song?!


Question: ok it starts out and his says"there was this blind man right, he was felling around with his cane and walked past a fish market and says good morning ladies" then it talks about all the girls he does and where they are from.... please i need the name and album title so i can get the album art for my ipod thanx


Answers: ok it starts out and his says"there was this blind man right, he was felling around with his cane and walked past a fish market and says good morning ladies" then it talks about all the girls he does and where they are from.... please i need the name and album title so i can get the album art for my ipod thanx

Colt 45, off AFROHOLIC: THE EVEN BETTER TIMES.

colt 45

Wait a minute man..
Hey check this out man... Tell it
There was this blind man, right?
Man, shhh..
There was this blind man, right?
He was feeling his way the street with this stick, alright?
Hey, he walked past this fish market you know what I'm saying?
Fish Market... pssh...
He stopped, he took a deep breath...
And he said... *sniff* "wooo... good morning ladies!"
Hahahaha...
You like that **** man?
It was pretty good...
Hey, I got a gang of that ****, man.
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what...
My hand on the guitar,
You on the drums...
hey, and everyone just crowd around the mike.
And I'll tell you all of these motherfuckin' jokes, here...
Clap your hands... first i'ma gonna start it off like this...
Help me sing it homeboy! Come on...


I said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags...
Baby, that's all we need.
We can go to the bar, cap them dawgs;
and smoke that tumble weed.
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn,
singing them dirty rap songs.
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong.
Say it'll take us from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint.
Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin' high as hell, flying through Palmdale.
Skating on Dayton rims.
So roll, roll the 83,
Caddilac Coupe DeVille
If my tapes and my Cds just don't sail, bet my Caddy will.

Well it was just sundown in a small white town, they call it East Side Palmdale.
Well... when the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale. *hell*
Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs, when I met a little girl named Jan.
I let her ride in my Caddy, cos i didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan.
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the floor, fucked so long i grew a fuckin afro.
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right; as she sucked ******* until the **** turned white.
I thought to myself, Sheeba Sheeba, got my *** lookin like a Zebra.
I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way, til her daddy pulled up in the Chevrolet.
So i ran, I jumped out the back window.
But her daddy, he was waiting with a 2 by 4.
Oh... he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right.; the mutherfucker whooped my *** all night.
But, I ain't mad... at her prejudice dad, that's the best DAMN ***** i'd ever had!
Got a bag of weed, and a bottle of wine, I'm gonan **** that ***** just one more time!

I said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags...
Baby, that's all we need.
We can go to the bar, cap them dawgs;
and smoke that tumble weed.
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn,
singing them dirty rap songs.
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong.
Say it'll take us from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint.
Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin' high as hell, flying through Palmdale.
Skating on Dayton rims.
So roll, roll the 83,
Caddilac Coupe DeVille
If my tapes and my Cds just don't sail, bet my Caddy will.

Uh.. I met this lady in Hollywood.
She had green hair, but DAMN she looked good!
I took her to my house, cos she was fine.
But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine.

I met this lady from Japan,
Never made love with an African.
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice, I ate that ***** like shrimp fried rice.

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. (tell ya)

I met a woman in the heart of Austrailia.
Had a big butt, and big titties too.
So i hopped in her *** like a kangaroo.

See I met this woman, from Hawaiiiii...
Stuck it in her ***, and she said aiiii!
Lips was breakfast, ***** was lunch, and her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch!

Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky.
She said "I'll fry some chicken if you just **** me!"
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis...
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.

I said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags...
Baby, that's all we need.
We can go to the bar, cap them dawgs;
and smoke that tumble weed.
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn,
singing them dirty rap songs.
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong.
Say it'll take us from here to Hong Kong.

Hey wait a minute, check this out...
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee, her titties were filled with Hennesy.
That country music really drove me crazy.
But I rode that ***, and said "Yes, Ms. Daisy"

Met this lady in Oklahoma, put that ***** in a coma.
Met this lady in Michigan, can't wait til I **** that ***** again.
Met a real black girl down in South Carolina, fucked her til she turned to a white albino.
Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit... so I owe her.
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia; came in my mouth, man i thought i'd told ya.

Met this beautiful sexy hoe, jsut ran 'cross the border or Mexico.
Fine young thing said her name's Maria, I wrapped her up like a hot tortilla. I wanna get married but i can't afford it. I know i'm gonna cry when she get deported.

I said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags...
Baby, that's all we need.
We can go to the bar, cap them dawgs;
and smoke that tumble weed.
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn,
singing them dirty rap songs.
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong.
Say it'll take us from here to Hong Kong.

Hey man, hold up...
Have you ever went over to a girl that's hard to ****, but the ***** just ain't no good.
(say what?)
I mean you're gettin' upset, b/c you can't get her wet, plus you in the wrong neighborhood!
So you try to play it off and eat the *****.
But it take her so long to come... (say what?)
Then a dude walked in, that's her big boyfriend.
And he asks you.. "where you from?"
So you wipe your mouth, and try to explain... you start talking real fast.
But he already mad b/c you're fuckin' his woman, so he starts beatin' on your ***.
Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody...
Your dick was hard, but now it's soft (what?)
You thought you had a girl to rock your world...
But now you still gotta go jack off.

I said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags...
Baby, that's all we need.
We can go to the bar, cap them dawgs;
and smoke that tumble weed.

Colt 45



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