Can you think of a SUBJECT for a song that's NEVER been written about?!


Question: Shucks! The 1st thing that came to mind was baby powder, but NOPE, found some!!!
2nd thing: Dry erase board. NOPE AGAIN! (Twisted minds Inc.)


Answers: Shucks! The 1st thing that came to mind was baby powder, but NOPE, found some!!!
2nd thing: Dry erase board. NOPE AGAIN! (Twisted minds Inc.)

Why you've never seen oatmeal in the obituary columns.
Mother-daughter year-end inventory teams.
Buying replacement parts for a broken Salad Shooter.
Why gay make-up artist Robert Jones has a crush on Donny Osmond.
How this mouse pad with the stupid kitten in a hammock picture got on my desk.
Trying to drive over a 3 foot snow drift in a Gremlin.
Bungee jumping off of the top of your refrigerator.
Botched spayings of elderly cats.
Long lines at the City of Dallas Automobile Registration.
Why people don't normally eat Spam topped with a slice of Key Lime Pie.
Walruses with gingivitis.
Possessed Russian nesting dolls
Product demontration videos in Swahili
Anesthesia administered by circus clowns.
Dismennoreah in gender-confused plankton.
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Excellent question!

In-grown toe-nail (?)

tater tots

the little thing that hangs down in the back of your throat

water purification plant

Plenty:

Phyliss Diller's Denture Cleaning ritual
James Brown's Lead Foot
Dish cloths
bacon bits

should I go on? :)

doing drugs

oh.... nevermind

Yes. Nobody has written a song about how my day was today. More's the pity.

Salads? Salad dressing? Club crackers?

Can you guess what I'm doing right now?

breaking your leg in a skiing accident when you were 8 and a half years old

OD'ed on Reality TV

how about the thread in the hem of your dress pants

plenty of foods - cabbage, bagels, cream cheese
fads - lite brite, slinkies, etch-a-sketch, mood rings
diseases - red ear, pinkeye, chicken pox
people - hans christen anderson, alexander hamiliton

spelunking
Irritable Bowel Syndrome

washing dishes
cooking Thai food

Cockroaches.

You know, with alternative bands, anything's free property.... you name it, it will be a song.

I have yet to hear a song about the hybrization of atoms. Maybe there is one...

The other two things I was thinking of was grass jelly (probably is a Chinese song about it...) and flat feet...

cleaning the litter box.

Cookie Jars, Ladybugs, Flower Pots, Daylillies, Watermelon Seeds, Swing Shift, Mail, Magnifying Glass (that's a good one) Address Labels, Note Pad,( Notebook has already been taken) Cat, Grandkids, Dragonflies, Buttons, Kleenex Tissue, Vintage Fountain Pen, Buttons, Sharpie's, Oatmeal, Toast, Boiled Eggs, Pickles,

I think I need to clean my DESK! lol

universe, how big it is, and who are we, what our place in this universe?

Chalk board

i got a itchy butt

i wonder if that would make a good song

the A-TEAM

my dog that drowned in my pool.

poking your eye out with a pencil

croutons
if a porn star gets pregnant, can she claim workman's comp?
who exactly is the man on the quaker oats box
ross perot in a kilt
matthew broderick
a narcoleptic horse
albinos with whiffle ball bats
the origin of toilet paper
Jewish Nazis
George Washington has a papercut
The Pope pooping in the woods
punching a camel
Tickling Nelson Mandela
making out with Janet Reno
Hillary Clinton in a monster truck
Webster with a machine gun



Man I need to get ta writin, Im an untapped well of inspiration!

A G.I. Joe doll?

Baba Yaga's hut?

Sines and co-sines;
Formulas for converting how many miles per hour it takes for someone to run 20 yards in 14 seconds;
Trying to fit a bandaged toe through an opened-toe shoe

First the comes to mind is hemmoroids... might as well stand and listen cause it hurts too much to sit..stand and dance.. I think to myself what a wonder ful world.. AHHH yes.. nothing like a pain in the behind..Speaking of behinds nothing has been written about the house cat that refuses to use her litter box but loves the bathroom sink... wow what a song i could do.. dont let me go there it might make a million..LOL

lifting weights
plumbing
printing something
typing
YAHOO ANSWERS
ladybugs
eating

abstinence sung by a man



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