How can you make your boobs bigger?!
Question: Weird question, yes but I'm tired of being so small. I've gained a little weight and now I need a little junk up there to complete my proportion.
Answers: Weird question, yes but I'm tired of being so small. I've gained a little weight and now I need a little junk up there to complete my proportion.
GO TO COLLEGE LOLS!!!!!!!
Wrong section, babe.
OK.....take your hands and make them into fists. Then pump them forward and back in front of you while saying "I must! I must! I must increase my bust"
well you cant make them bigger... but you can make them look bigger... just buy a push up bra..it will make them look bigger..or just work out that tummy
I agree, weird question, especially in R&P!
My advice is to get pregnant and watch them grow!
When my wife asked if we could spend $3000 on HER for a boob job, I suggested she make a habit of rubbing toilet paper on them instead.
"WHY!?" she asked.
"Because it worked for your BUTT!" I replied.
Just a joke , ok?
GET SOME FIVE POUND WEIGHTS AND LAY ON UR BACK THEN LIFT DO THREE SETS OF 15 A DAY
Two words....
WATER BRA
Find something else to worry about. You can't make your breasts bigger without surgery (and don't do that!). Work on yourself in other ways and you'll be happy with what you've got.
Besides (close your eyes, everyone who's here for R&P questions ...) small breasts are more sensitive. True!
THIS was the laugh I needed this morning...thank you!
Maybe you should post this in the Health section?
Edit: Darth...LMAO! :)
Don't fall victim to the rest of the girls that start to realize that they are "too small" and go and get fake boobs put in. Be satisfied with what you have. That's what makes you beautiful. I know too many women that have had fake ones put in and their personalities turn fake as well. It's the whole Hollywood attitude, which is pretty lame.
This reminds me of a song:
"I Must Increase My Bust"- Lords Of Acid
Do that dance.
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I got to admit I'm obsessed by t!ts
I had this problem since I was a kid
I used to look up to my auntie Marie
'cause she had big t!ts hanging down to her knees
Her nipples were poking right out of her gown
If boobs gave you wings she'd be flying around
As I grew older I made up my mind
I'd get me the biggest ones I could find
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
My @$$ just got bigger, my boobs stayed the same
I had to do something 'cause I was ashamed
I filled up my bra with mellons and see
I looked like a f@ggot, a vamp in 3D.
The trick with the mellons, a shot in the eye
Not long did I wait to catch the first guy
But of course I forgot that mellons do rot
I smelled like garbage, $hit warmed up
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I got a new plan the idea is real cool
I decided to go to a gymnastic school
there I found out that I'm not alone
Suffering from this flat chested syndrome
So when I wake up or go into bed
I remember the wise words that my teacher said
If you want your man to drown in your lust
You must, you must increase your bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
Well having a couple of kids made my plump up.. now I wish they would plump down a bit..Dont worry about your boobs.. If that is all i had to worry about i would have it made.
hm...wrong section .
actually there is a way, start rubbing them of each other :),
Massage therapy. I'll clear my calendar and we can start right away!
Implants
Drink milk every morning.
LOL Sookie...Me too!
Nothing wrong with having small breasts, they can be quite nice too