What are the lyrics to that American Idol contestant song, Paul Marturano's !

Question: that was hilarious. does anyone know what the lyrics are

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Answers: that was hilarious. does anyone know what the lyrics are

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if you were a bath tub, i would caluk you
if you were something, i'd peter faulk you.

idk, i DVRed it. hahhaa

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